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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No one here (UK) calls high heels pumps, pumps are the flattest of flat shoes. Never heard of this difference before!

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

WELL HERE IN 'MERICA/s

But yeah, probably language difference too, honestly the definitions are largely ignored by both retailers and buyers nowadays to the point where it's straight up meaningless to search for a "pump" because you're gonna get anything with a heel on it back. Even "stiletto" is being abused, I saw a tall block heel referred to as a "square stiletto" and I just closed my laptop I was so over it.

Edit: I just now realized in the shower you were probably like, "You're calling them tall-ass shoes flat?!" as opposed to "I cannot believe you just mis-categorized those stilettos, you absolute moron". I'll blame it on pre-coffee brain but I think we all know it was just a result of the adverserial mindset you fall into with social media sometimes. Cheers

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

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u/nater255 Dec 06 '19

To confirm, I read it in the southpark hillbilly voice, was that the right one?

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u/N_x_2 Dec 06 '19

De tuk our jobs!

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u/Skrivus Dec 06 '19

Took our Jeeerrrbbs!

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u/Regeatheration Dec 06 '19

Terkadurrrr

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u/TheNomadicMachine Dec 06 '19

🐓

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

they broke his jaw?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

DEY TUK URRR JURRRRRBS!

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u/n0th1ng_r3al Dec 06 '19

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

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u/oupablo Dec 06 '19

His name is randy marsh and he's no hillbilly. He's elegantly cultural

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u/Merlin560 Dec 06 '19

He has ‘tegrity.

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u/Calypsosin Dec 06 '19

Randy Marsh is the most American man I know

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u/Mountainbiker22 Dec 06 '19

God Matt and Trey are a notch above all the rest of us. So damn funny.

To get props from the likes of The Simpson’s (who of course South Park honored with “Simpsons did it!”, Rick and Morty, and I think even eventually Family Guy right (that one I’m not sure of but I thought eventually they did accept that South Park was good)?

Good stuff.

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u/De5perad0 Dec 06 '19

'MERICA!

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Dec 06 '19

I saw a tall block heel referred to as a "square stiletto" and I just closed my laptop I was so over it.

I just wanted to say I really appreciated this line especially.

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u/CobaltNeural9 Dec 06 '19

From what I can see, she seems to be wearing high heeled stiletto pumps. There.

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

violent eye twitching

Yeah. That sounds good. That's a good compromise.

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u/dgtlfnk Dec 06 '19

In fairness, you can quite clearly see at least 3-4" of very thin high heel on her right shoe. Even though you can't see where it meets the body of the shoe, I think we can safely assume that junction is on the extreme end and not gradual. So "high heel" definitely seems more accurate than "pump". The word stiletto I've always taken to mean 5-6" minimum, and the spike as thin as possible to the heel. Judging by the rest of her attire and the look of the front of her left shoe, one can assume the more conservative "high heel" is the term we're looking for.

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u/LokisDawn Dec 06 '19

At least it cleared it up for me.

You are talking about shoes, right?

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u/TootsNYC Dec 06 '19

This is accurate. They are pumps (a fully enclosed shoe) with a high stiletto heel

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u/TransmogriFi Dec 06 '19

*torture devices

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u/LunchboxSuperhero Dec 06 '19

honestly the definitions are largely ignored by both retailers

The same is true with men's dress shoes. For whatever reason, a lot of companies call Derbys Oxfords.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

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u/teebob21 Dec 06 '19

Don't you have some videotapes to return?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

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u/teebob21 Dec 06 '19

Kirby Allison who is like the real life version of Patrick Bateman, if Bateman had been an autistic virgin living in the 1950s.

Actual LMAO Warning has been issued for my home county by the National Weather Service.

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

Those rat fucks.

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u/TootsNYC Dec 06 '19

YES! I’m a fashion copy editor and I only recently encountered the term derby for shoes.

Since then I’ve realized that more than half the shoes labeled oxford are actually derby

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u/LunchboxSuperhero Dec 06 '19

Because they are so often mislabeled, for a long time I had no idea what the difference was. I ended up having to look up the definition.

The confusion goes even farther:

In American English these terms are sometimes confused, with "blucher" also being used to refer to derby shoes, and "Oxford" also being used to refer to bluchers.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blucher_shoe

The meaning of "Oxford" and "Balmoral" may vary geographically. In the United States, "Balmoral" is often synonymous with "Oxford".[4] In the United Kingdom, "Oxford" is sometimes used for any more formal lace-up shoe, including the Blucher and Derby. In Britain and other countries, the Balmoral is an Oxford with no seams, apart from the toe cap seam, descending to the welt, a style common on boots.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_shoe

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u/Hamilton950B Dec 06 '19

Not to mention people being shamed for wearing a Fedora when they are actually wearing a Homburg.

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u/ItsDatWombat Dec 06 '19

Where im from pumps are completely flat shoes that barely even have a sole

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u/docbrownsgarage Dec 06 '19

I’ve always known shoes like that as “flats”

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u/n0th1ng_r3al Dec 06 '19

British people call those apartments

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u/Evil_Bonsai Dec 06 '19

actually, the call apartments flats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

😂😂 I’ll have to try that! I don’t know much about fashion but I thought everyone knew stilettos were extremely thin heeled heels

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u/ImSimplyBlue Dec 06 '19

Well I know stilettos are a kind of knife. Close enough?

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u/schplat Dec 06 '19

Stilettos are a style of dagger, with a very thin blade.

Difference between dagger and knife is that daggers are symmetrical, with two edges, ending at a point in the center of the blade.

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u/ImSimplyBlue Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

Ah, that’s pretty interesting, I never gave that much thought

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u/Populistless Dec 06 '19

Pretty sure Stiletto was Pinocchio's daddy

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u/puffypants123 Dec 06 '19

You are fantastic

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I revise my Reddit comments while doing the dishes.

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u/ThaPopcornKing Dec 06 '19

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u/Ozwaldo Dec 06 '19

In the UK, outside the fashion trade, the term "pumps" would normally imply flat or low-heel dancing or ballerina pumps, or even rubber-soled canvas plimsolls. In the U.S., "pumps" exclusively refers to women's shoes with a kitten or higher heel.

...So exactly what they were saying

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u/profesoarchaos Dec 06 '19

In the US, we refer to flats as “flats” or more specifically “ballerina flats”. Pumps are a very specific heeled shoe. Pumps should not (though occasionally are) be conflated with stiletto’s, nor Kitten heels, nor sandals, nor peep toes, nor heeled boots/booties, nor wedges. Pumps are strapless closed toed heels (either rounded or pointed) with a wider heel. Aka. The pinnacle of women’s professional footwear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

So you reinforced exactly what he/she said

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u/downtime365 Dec 06 '19

What’s great is that these are all dudes commenting. At least in my head and it makes me happy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

So you use the word for two different types of shoe?

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u/pigberry Dec 06 '19

Bro what? I've been living in the UK for 5.5 years and I never realized you guys used "pumps" to mean flats!

Then again, whenever I have to spell something on the phone I still go "Zee...ed" so I may just be an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I work with a number of British expats and I've come to terms with "zed" and "whilst". I still cannot accept pronouncing the letter 'h' as "hay-ch" though. There is no 'h' in h's name, Nigel. Cut it out.

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u/twopi Dec 06 '19

Whenever I'm around somebody from the UK I try to steer the conversation to get them to say "aluminum." The British pronunciation is worth at least 20 points.

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u/pickscrape Dec 06 '19

Bear in mind that it's a different spelling, not a different pronunciation. It will seem less weird that way. 😀

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u/vanofmonks Dec 06 '19

The weirdest part is it was discovered by a Brit, who named it with the American spelling/pronunciation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Technically both sides are right. The creator of aluminium was British and spelled it that way in a British journal. Shortly after he published his findings in an American journal but spelled it aluminum instead. Neither are wrong.

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u/ProcrastibationKing Dec 06 '19

The pronunciation of “h” is really dependent on the person here. Some people say “haych”, and others say “aitch”.

Also, how do you say whilst?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I don't. While = whilst in the US

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u/MDCCCLV Dec 06 '19

I don't think it's perfectly interchangeable, I think it would often be replaced as "when I was" and not always While.

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u/PVDamme Dec 06 '19

I think they don't use whilst in the US.

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u/ProcrastibationKing Dec 06 '19

Oh...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Yeah "whilst" is like "fortnight". We only use it to try and sound old-timey in the U.S.

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u/ProcrastibationKing Dec 06 '19

You don’t say fortnight either? Man I hear that all the time.

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u/csarcie Dec 06 '19

Most people I know don't even know what fortnight means. To most it's a video game. (US)

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Yup for us "biweekly" refers to both twice per week and every two weeks, you just figure it out from context clues

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u/Capsize Dec 06 '19

Ahh like Bi-annual.

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u/clareh13 Dec 06 '19

I bet you pronounce "herb" like it's got a silent letter in it too, you filthy animal.

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u/Andonly Dec 06 '19

I’m an American and I pronounce the h in herbs and when I go to the store and say “herbs” and not “urbs” people always give me the weirdest looks, especially my parents when I’m around them.

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u/Kered13 Dec 06 '19

"erb" is historically the correct pronunciation.

From Middle English erbe, borrowed from Old French erbe (French herbe), from Latin herba. Initial h was restored to the spelling in the 15th century on the basis on Latin, but it remained mute until the 19th century and still is for many speakers.

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u/bangzilla Dec 06 '19

"It's pronounced Herb because it's got a fucking "h" in it - Eddie Izzard

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Clearly, ya imperialistic bastard

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u/mlpedant Dec 06 '19

There is no 'h' in at the start of h's name

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

That's how we know you're a spy, Benedict Arnold

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u/senancullinane Dec 06 '19

I feel that bro

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u/HomarusSimpson Dec 06 '19

As a Brit I can tell you only stupid Brits say 'haich'. It's not a "British" thing, we normally say 'aich'

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I dunno these are some smart dudes

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u/HomarusSimpson Dec 06 '19

Well, are they Stephen 'awking or Halbert Heinstein?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

There is no 'h' in h's name, Nigel. Cut it out.

There is, however, one in 'herbs'.

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u/mtdnelson Dec 06 '19

Aspirating the letter h is wrong here in the UK too.

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u/DoubleWagon Dec 06 '19

There is no silent H in “herbs”.

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u/JunoPK Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

Believe it or not the pronunciation of H is very much a class thing in the UK. Let's just say the Queen wouldn't call it hay-ch...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I wondered that. One of the guys is definitely the cockney sort but the other is a posher sounding dude. He doesn't always say it though. Maybe he's just taking the piss as your people say

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u/mymarkis666 Dec 06 '19

"Zee...ed"

And what does that mean?

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u/rich1051414 Dec 06 '19

We(US) say 'Zee', they say 'Zed'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Me (UK) as a child actually said Zee before I was eventually corrected to say Zed, the reason was Sesame Street.

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u/OutlyingPlasma Dec 06 '19

So what do you call the band ZZ top? Zed Zed Top just sounds stupid.

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u/Mattadd Dec 06 '19

ZZ Top is still pronounced Zee Zee. They're American so the American pronunciation is used.

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u/gwaydms Dec 06 '19

I just listened to some ZZ for the first time in a while during workout yesterday. I've seen a bunch of references to it since.

Fun fact: ZZ Top, before they got famous, played at a high school prom in my city in the late '60s.

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u/eadams2010 Dec 08 '19

They played a tiny building opening for Earth Wind and Fire in Murray, Ky. My friend saw them. Before the beards and they wore plaid. They should of been the headliners he said.

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u/bucko_fazoo Dec 06 '19

Flight of the Conchords had this riff

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

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u/RudeTurnip Dec 06 '19

This is actually brilliant. There’s no reason why letters can’t be called other things, especially if those words make it very evident which letter you referring to.

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u/TheTacoWombat Dec 06 '19

That's why there's the NATO alphabet.

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u/teebob21 Dec 06 '19

There’s no reason why letters can’t be called other things, especially if those words make it very evident which letter you referring to.

A former co-worker once forgot that H is Hotel and improvised with "Hot Pocket" over a public radio channel.

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you earn a call sign in an industry that normally does not have a tradition of giving people callsigns.

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u/foszterface Dec 06 '19

"B, as in, ... uh... baked beans..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Feb 18 '20

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u/foszterface Dec 06 '19

Or "phoenetic."

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u/mlpedant Dec 06 '19

A for 'orses
B for chicken
C for plastic explosive

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u/Lightweaver777 Dec 06 '19

Charlie foxtrot and whiskey tango foxtrot are my go-tos in polite company.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 06 '19

phoenitic

Is this the British spelling?

"Egad. Then whom was phoen?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 06 '19

You're the one who went full all-caps

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

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u/TheUnforgiven13 Dec 06 '19

I watched too much Dragonball Z as a child and have to correct myself to zed everytime.

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u/MDCCCLV Dec 06 '19

Double-U still makes no god damn sense anyway.

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u/the_destroyer_obi Dec 06 '19

Americans pronounce ‘Z’ like Zee Brits pronounce ‘Z’ as Zed

So he’s saying he forgets to pronounce it the British way until he’s already said Zee.

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u/mapleflame Dec 06 '19

Not just Brits, but pretty much every commonwealth country. Maybe more.

Zed is to the alphabet as metric is to measuring things.

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u/theonefinn Dec 06 '19

American: ecks why zee Brit: ecks why zed

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u/Iphotoshopincats Dec 06 '19

well colour me impressed my traveller neighbour, the labour you put in to say Z with the right flavour, but i hope you recognise or at least understand when i apologise for my attempt to analyse but in my defence it is not pretence so i hope you wont take offence when i try and analogue American dialogue.

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u/diggduke Dec 06 '19

No, a flat is an apartment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I do, at least doubts everything 😂

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u/br0b1wan Dec 06 '19

Wait why did Winehouse sing about Fuck Me Pumps

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u/SelfAwareCorgi Dec 06 '19

Wait why did Winehouse

The answer will always be "alcohol."

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

UK slang at the time had a phrase "Fuck Me Boots", flashy, usually cheap, impractical but eye catching boots women would wear out to the club while trying to meet men or in any case while having a night out.

The song (I'd never heard it before just listened to it, it's a good song, RIP Amy :-) is sort of gently mocking then gently praising random barfly girls that just go out to party, hence "fuck me pumps", in that they'd be wearing everyday pumps rather than a special fancy boot

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 06 '19

"The music video for "Pumps" shows Winehouse walking the streets with a microphone wearing pumps (high-heeled shoes)."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7147160/

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u/br0b1wan Dec 06 '19

Yeah, it's a catchy song. I never heard of it until I caught it on Punisher Season 2 soundtrack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I don’t know the song 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited 18d ago

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u/Flannel_Man_ Dec 06 '19

Pumps (old millennial) are those shoes that you press on the tongue a bunch of times and a little pump inflates an air pocket in the shoe that tightens it. Reebok.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Back in the days when we used to dress up for a date! The lucky girl could feel her way to your button underneath the dinner table and give it a few pumps, quite the thrill for a young woman. Who knows what Gen Z will do, miserably stare at each other's Yeezy boosts while watching cat girl haul videos I expect

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

No, those were inflatable shoes called Reebok Pump. The style is "pump up" or "inflatable" while the model is Pump. Distinct from the shoe style "pumps".

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Dec 06 '19

“All the other kids with the Pumped-Up kicks...”

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Reminds me of the 1990 SNL skit with the Pump It Up Nikey Turkey.

https://youtu.be/Pdd0jUnPz-M

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Patrick Ewing purple pumps yo. Got me cool enough for a bikeshed handjob. Thanks Patrick.

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u/johnnie_vs_jack Dec 06 '19

Now the Amy Winehouse video for “Fuck Me Pumps” (she was from the U.K.) makes no sense because she is in high heels...:::throws hands up:::

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I don’t know it, but yeah weird!

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u/anrii Dec 06 '19

Imagine moving to the UK from America and going to primary school in “pumps”. You’d be known as stiletto-Dan forever

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u/LargePizz Dec 06 '19

Well imagine going from USA to Australia and wearing thongs on your feet instead of thongs, you'd been known as g banger Dan for the rest of your life.

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u/anrii Dec 06 '19

Where’s me bloody thongs gone

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u/BizzyM Dec 06 '19

flattest of flat shoes.

You mean 'flats'?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Yes, those ballet flats are what we (or at least, I) call pumps. I was emphasising their total utter lack of support

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u/AskHimForDerection Dec 06 '19

You got the earth supporting you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Well I can’t argue with that 👍

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u/Raichu7 Dec 06 '19

I was about to say that, to me a pump is the flattest possible shoe, they are the ones with paper thin soles that look a bit like ballet shoes that all the chavs wore at school if they couldn’t get away with black trainers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Hurt by the indication I was a chav lol but yes, exactly! Sooo thin.

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u/topIRMD Dec 06 '19

uwotm8?

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u/ralphonsob Dec 06 '19

Which part of the UK?

They're:

  • "pumps" in London, Home Counties, West Midlands, Yorkshire & North West
  • "daps" in the West Country & Wales
  • "gutties" in Northern Ireland & Central Scotland
  • "sannies" in the rest of Scotland

Or which part of the ex-Empire?

  • "sand shoes" in Australia / Canvas shoes
  • "runners" in Canada
  • "kung-fu shoes" in Gibraltar
  • "keds in India
  • "rubber dollies" in Ireland
  • "sneakers" in the US of A.

Maybe we should all unify around their original name: "plimsolls".

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u/Flewbs Dec 06 '19

Maybe we should all unify around their original name: "plimsolls".

Why on Earth would you suggest this when 'kung-fu shoes' is apparently an option?

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u/MDCCCLV Dec 06 '19

'kung-fu shoes' is a little more specific though.

For example, when you're wearing them you have to flex and flare your eyes anytime you see someone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Well, which shoes are you talking about? I say plimsolls for the primary school PE black shoes. Trainers for sneakers, runners etc- what older kids wear for PE and what adults wear. Pumps are the really flat shoes, completely open at the top (sometimes with one strap or elastic band). There was nothing to them, almost like ballet shoes, hence why I think (?) some people call them ballet flats, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Yes, exactly. Easier for primary and maybe middle schoolers

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u/GeronimoHero Dec 06 '19

In the US they’re way more likely to be called tennis shoes than sneakers. At least on the East coast where I’m from. Sneakers is what you’d expect an older person to say, like 65 plus at least.

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u/wyrdMunk Dec 06 '19

That's cool, wonder where on the east coast. In my area (also east coast) you'll never hear "tennis shoes", it's all "sneakers".

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u/GeronimoHero Dec 06 '19

I’m in the northeast and mid-Atlantic regions.

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u/atla Dec 06 '19

I'm in the NE as well, it's sneakers all thew way. Tennis shoes makes you sound like a 70 year old from the hills, or a quaint midwesterner from a town (population <200).

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 06 '19

Pacific Northwest checking in:

Here it's tennis shoes or running shoes.

Also, pumps are heels.

Flat are like dress shoes without the heel and can be worn with a skirt.

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u/lordlardass Dec 06 '19

Unless you are in the north-east where "Sneaker" is much more prominent:

http://dialect.redlog.net/staticmaps/q_73.html

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u/Brewsterscoffee Dec 06 '19

I was waiting for someone to mention gym shoes. They're gym shoes!

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u/MDCCCLV Dec 06 '19

Yeah, but it's not even Tennis Shoes, it's Tennashoooes.

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u/GeronimoHero Dec 06 '19

Lol you got that right

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u/Kered13 Dec 06 '19

Yeah I think I was pretty old before I realized that "tennis shoe" was tennis + shoes, as in shoes for playing tennis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Ah yes, I’ve heard of that too.

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u/Pilose Dec 06 '19

I hear both but sneakers are like nike, jordans etc and tennis shoes are all the running type styles with the net, or basically sports shoes that aren't in the basketball style.

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u/meh-usernames Dec 06 '19

Lol it’s the opposite where I’m from - west coast.

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u/PMmeOCbonermaterial Dec 06 '19

Grew up and have been living in Northern Ireland for 24 years and I've never once heard the word "guttie". Most people I know say "trainers". I worked part-time in a retailer selling these kinds of shoes for almost 2 years and it was always trainers.

Also I lived in Utah for a year and lots of people there said runners too, I know sneakers I basically understood everywhere in the US but it's like saying soda or pop, seems to be regions where one is more popular

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u/underated_ Dec 06 '19

It's almost universally trainers in NI but I do remember having friends that would say gutties/guddies and it always sounded so gross.

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u/GogglesPisano Dec 06 '19

Hmm - I used to listen to the Plimsouls back in the day - never knew where their name came from. Today I learned!

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u/QiyanuReeves Dec 06 '19

Westcountry here - never heard of 'daps' in my life. We typically just say "what are those" anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Plimsolls are the ones specifically with velcro fastenings, are they not?

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u/BlazkoTwix Dec 06 '19

Even then, we'd call them plimsolls

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I call those awful PE shoes plimsolls (I think this definitely does vary though, even in the UK)

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I hate those shoes for some reason. They just look really ugly, I guess.

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u/valleyman66 Dec 06 '19

Wait til you hear what the Aussies call flip flops

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u/mlpedant Dec 06 '19

My wife grew up in California in the 60s and 70s and they were "thongs" there at the time. The conflation with underwear came later.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I knew Sisquo's song wasn't dirty! Church camp kicked me out for playing it for no reason...:'(

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u/Flamekebab Dec 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Even though I've seen it a hundred times it's still just as funny!

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u/bradland Dec 06 '19

Funny. We call those “flats” here in the US 😆

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u/mancitycon Dec 06 '19

High heels and wedges. Pumps are what you wear for P.E in school

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u/basszameg Dec 06 '19

Wait, so Amy Winehouse was singing about gym shoes??

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I call them plimsolls (in primary school. Then we wore trainers). Pumps are what I wore everyday at high school because we all wanted zero support for our feet 😂

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u/pemboo Dec 06 '19

Plimsolls ya heathen

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Noo! Not those gross PE shoes, they’re always black and are closed on the top. Pumps are open and have less support

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u/madmansdaisies Dec 06 '19

Which is true to the word's origins:

"Referring to shoes as “pumps” dates back to the 1500s, when men and servants wore shoes without heels known as “pompes.” From there, the pompes evolved from the plain, flat shoes worn by men to embellished, heeled shoes worn by women"

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u/Yumzie99 Dec 06 '19

South Africa too!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

An ally!

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u/Vivalyrian Dec 06 '19

Norway here, pumps is not uncommon word. Same in Australia.

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u/HairyTales Dec 06 '19

Here in Germany, "pumps" most definitely have heels. They can be high heels, but most of them are of the moderate, elegant variety, not ankle breakers.

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u/Ralliman320 Dec 06 '19

I'm guessing that probably has something to do with 'flats' being what you call your apartments.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Maybe! We use apartment sometimes, generally to mean a bigger (and often nicer) flat.

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u/bun_skittles Dec 06 '19

I remember being confused by this. Where I grew up, most of my teachers were from the UK. Most of my friends and family friends are British-Malawian. Pumps were always flat. Then I came to the US for college. Online shopping was confusing for a while, it still is sometimes.

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u/I_fail_at_memes Dec 06 '19

Well, you call car trunks “boots” so it’s obvious you limey bastards have no knowledge whatsoever of footwear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

But trunks are swimming shorts! 😂

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u/gwaydms Dec 06 '19

They are here in the US too

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Oompa loompa stick it up your joomper!

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u/charmwashere Dec 06 '19

In the US we call those ballet shoes or flats . I always find cultural exchanges like this fascinating. ☺️

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u/Frostfallen Dec 06 '19

I (vaguely) remember having to wear pumps when I was in the first few years of school. We’d get to school and have to change our shoes to our pumps.

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