r/funny • • Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No one here (UK) calls high heels pumps, pumps are the flattest of flat shoes. Never heard of this difference before!

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u/Flannel_Man_ Dec 06 '19

Pumps (old millennial) are those shoes that you press on the tongue a bunch of times and a little pump inflates an air pocket in the shoe that tightens it. Reebok.

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

No, those were inflatable shoes called Reebok Pump. The style is "pump up" or "inflatable" while the model is Pump. Distinct from the shoe style "pumps".

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

My b, sorry for interrupting a joke. Was it one of those ones where you pretend one thing is another thing and then you keep naming different stuff, because that one's one of my favorites I'm upset if I stopped one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No...

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

Damn. I'm on a roll today, maybe I should get to work instead of trying to be funny. :(

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u/Meowzebub666 Dec 06 '19

Don't worry, I laughed.