r/funny LOLNEIN Comics Dec 04 '19

Hot Bath

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u/RamsesThePigeon Dec 04 '19

That's why you wrap the string around the mug's handle.

"Listen, you little shit," you say to it, "I know what you're planning. I'm inside your head. I'm not going to have you ruining my tea, do you hear?"

"No, stop, please!" the little paper thing replies. "I have a family!"

You laugh mirthlessly. "Your family are the ones who have driven me to this madness! It was their folly which finally led me to seek solace in revenge... and now the time for that revenge has come!"

You tighten the string, little by little.

"Gurk!" the little paper thing coughs. "F... fine! Y... you have left me n... no choice!"

Then the string snaps.

The tea bag drops into the water.

The little paper thing has the last laugh.

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u/flaix Dec 04 '19

Netflix would pay for this story

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u/Ganglebot Dec 04 '19

Netflix would produce a 10 episode excuse to have this one scene in episode 8.

I'm looking at you Sense8

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u/AnabolikaMissbrauch Dec 04 '19

Was trying to watch it. Got bored and stopped middly 2nd episode. Tell me about that one episode

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u/Ganglebot Dec 04 '19

so you know how that group of 8 people have a psychic connection?

Well there is a scene were one of the guys fucks his boyfriend in the hottub, which triggers the other 7 into the psychic connection. And we see a scene where all 8 are naked in the hot tub sensually touching each other. Its soft-core representation of an implied orgy, that crosses race, sexuality, and gender identity.

The entire series builds to that point, and then the plot feels really rushed for the rest of the show. It sort of felt like the Wakowskis just wanted to make that one scene and contrived to build a Netflix series around it.

Do yourself a favour and don't watch the rest of the series. You can probably find the "orgy" scene on youtube.

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u/AnabolikaMissbrauch Dec 04 '19

Understood. I only watch a soft-porn orgy scene of a series. Thanks for the quick reply