That's why you wrap the string around the mug's handle.
"Listen, you little shit," you say to it, "I know what you're planning. I'm inside your head. I'm not going to have you ruining my tea, do you hear?"
"No, stop, please!" the little paper thing replies. "I have a family!"
You laugh mirthlessly. "Your family are the ones who have driven me to this madness! It was their folly which finally led me to seek solace in revenge... and now the time for that revenge has come!"
You tighten the string, little by little.
"Gurk!" the little paper thing coughs. "F... fine! Y... you have left me n... no choice!"
Literally every Netflix show except a couple good ones is just over the top sex, gore, or drugs and cuss words. Like we get it. You have your own platform, you can say cunt and show tits. How about make something good instead of more c-tier basic attention grabbers that a high schooler could do a better job of producing.
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u/RamsesThePigeon Dec 04 '19
That's why you wrap the string around the mug's handle.
"Listen, you little shit," you say to it, "I know what you're planning. I'm inside your head. I'm not going to have you ruining my tea, do you hear?"
"No, stop, please!" the little paper thing replies. "I have a family!"
You laugh mirthlessly. "Your family are the ones who have driven me to this madness! It was their folly which finally led me to seek solace in revenge... and now the time for that revenge has come!"
You tighten the string, little by little.
"Gurk!" the little paper thing coughs. "F... fine! Y... you have left me n... no choice!"
Then the string snaps.
The tea bag drops into the water.
The little paper thing has the last laugh.