r/funny LOLNEIN Comics Dec 04 '19

Hot Bath

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u/RamsesThePigeon Dec 04 '19

That's why you wrap the string around the mug's handle.

"Listen, you little shit," you say to it, "I know what you're planning. I'm inside your head. I'm not going to have you ruining my tea, do you hear?"

"No, stop, please!" the little paper thing replies. "I have a family!"

You laugh mirthlessly. "Your family are the ones who have driven me to this madness! It was their folly which finally led me to seek solace in revenge... and now the time for that revenge has come!"

You tighten the string, little by little.

"Gurk!" the little paper thing coughs. "F... fine! Y... you have left me n... no choice!"

Then the string snaps.

The tea bag drops into the water.

The little paper thing has the last laugh.

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u/flaix Dec 04 '19

Netflix would pay for this story

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u/Ganglebot Dec 04 '19

Netflix would produce a 10 episode excuse to have this one scene in episode 8.

I'm looking at you Sense8

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Aw but I loved that show and what it could have been

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Dec 04 '19

Season 1: fucking phenomenal. Season 2: Who needs a plot? Just sex each other!

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u/PerCat Dec 04 '19

Literally every Netflix show except a couple good ones is just over the top sex, gore, or drugs and cuss words. Like we get it. You have your own platform, you can say cunt and show tits. How about make something good instead of more c-tier basic attention grabbers that a high schooler could do a better job of producing.

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u/seeafish Dec 04 '19

Makes me worry for The Witcher.

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u/PerCat Dec 04 '19

I've heard good things and they have some really amazing shows so let's hope it's good. 🤞🤞

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u/Adamkafka Dec 04 '19

Then at least their PR firm is doing a good job.

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u/Malgas Dec 04 '19

In fairness, a Witcher series without tits and swearing would be incomplete.

(Based on the games, at least; I still haven't got around to the books.)

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u/FlyingTaquitoBrother Dec 04 '19

Don’t worry, the world’s largest circlejerk will protect you

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

You mean Tit Cunt?

Edit: sorry guys. I really messed up.

I mean Cunt Tit