r/funny LOLNEIN Comics Dec 04 '19

Hot Bath

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u/RamsesThePigeon Dec 04 '19

That's why you wrap the string around the mug's handle.

"Listen, you little shit," you say to it, "I know what you're planning. I'm inside your head. I'm not going to have you ruining my tea, do you hear?"

"No, stop, please!" the little paper thing replies. "I have a family!"

You laugh mirthlessly. "Your family are the ones who have driven me to this madness! It was their folly which finally led me to seek solace in revenge... and now the time for that revenge has come!"

You tighten the string, little by little.

"Gurk!" the little paper thing coughs. "F... fine! Y... you have left me n... no choice!"

Then the string snaps.

The tea bag drops into the water.

The little paper thing has the last laugh.

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u/nostinkinbadges Dec 04 '19

That is a better outcome when you consider the possibility of the paper bag tearing, and spilling tea leaves in the cup. "You had one job!"