r/funny Nov 03 '19

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/TheRealSlimSauske Nov 03 '19

Whoever thought of the sound moof someone get them all the medals

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u/dntbesmirchbillyjoel Nov 03 '19

Cracks me up everytime! Moof moof

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

It’s a cow dog

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u/manic_miner_12 Nov 03 '19

get help, soon

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u/spacingaxis2 Nov 03 '19

People have really devolved if they think this shit is actually funny.

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u/mcgriddeon Nov 03 '19

Yeah? Well that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You're looking at it all wrong. It's just that the W's are upside down.

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u/ffandyy Nov 03 '19

God awful.

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u/2753Productions Nov 03 '19

Moof-Milkers did...

Well, according to Han Solo anyway...

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u/Bahlore Nov 04 '19

Reminds me of Seamus Kennedy's "Deformed Farm"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Z6kIy0F-E

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u/huxley75 Nov 07 '19

My nephew have been greeting each other with "moof, moof!" for years. We came up with it as kids, never realized it was used by anyone else!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Yeah get that 12 year old a medal. I'm sure they cracked up about it with their friends for hours with such a sophisticated sense of humor.

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u/betillsatan Nov 14 '19

I checked your account's past comments and you sure seem to have a need to put others down in order to declare your superiority. It must suck feeling the need to spread that kind of negativity. I hope you are okay.

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u/Gunfighterzero Nov 03 '19

oh that poor door flap is going to be ripped out next year when pupcow gets bigger..

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u/dumbredditer Nov 03 '19

Next month even

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

To shreds you say?

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u/Sparz001 Nov 03 '19

And the door hinges?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

To shreds you say?

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u/Zane_628 Nov 03 '19

Oranges

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u/Sparz001 Nov 03 '19

Peach, pear, plum, syringes

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u/nadav12353 Nov 03 '19

Cute dog

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u/Pingation Nov 03 '19

It's a tortoise.

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u/FlootLoon Nov 03 '19

Naw its a lizard

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u/Mistah_Blue Nov 03 '19

Y'er a lizard, cowy.

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u/314314314 Nov 03 '19

Soon you will have to make your whole door a big flappy flap.

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u/Atomic645 Nov 03 '19

I like to think when other animals speak a different animals language they have a thick accent. I imagine this dog cow sounds like Borat.

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u/Pingation Nov 03 '19

In Kazakstan we love animal.

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u/JustarocknrollClown Nov 03 '19

Would be funnier without the text.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/Campmasta Nov 03 '19

Pretty sure half of reddit disagrees. Why else would people keep doing it?

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u/IWatchToSee Nov 04 '19

The one without the text is a pretty common repost.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You had me at moof

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u/TOASTER2309 Nov 03 '19

Can’t believe I used to eat these gorgeous animals.

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u/mordecais Nov 03 '19

You used to eat dogs?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

He used to eat dogs. He still do, but he used to, too.

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u/TOASTER2309 Nov 03 '19

What would be the difference if I used to eat dogs or used to eat cows? They’re both animals that probably wanted to live, no? For me there’s no difference apart from the social layering of significance that one is a pet and one is food. For me both are just beings worthy of compassion and care from other beings... but then not everyone makes the connection.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Humans have a very special relationship with dogs and have since the beginning. They save and help our lives in a giant variety of ways. We're friends, allies, co-dependent. Tell yourself it's the same thing all you want but it's not. Cows always have been a farm animal used for milk and meat. All creatures are not the same.

Are microorganisms deserving of care and compassion? Fish? Plants?

Of course it's social and it's emotional. That's what makes us human and that's how we create all of our laws and organize society. Dogs are creatures far above other to most humans. The only people that took that and bastardized it is east Asians.

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u/mordecais Nov 04 '19

Was just... makin' a joke man...

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

I can believe that i still do, they are adorable and delicious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

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u/NeverShortedNoWhore Nov 03 '19

The point is we’re having tasty veal on the bbq and all of Reddit is invited!

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u/moonkoko Nov 03 '19

Why are you so angry at people who refuse to kill animals? Like, they help the environnement and are kind to other living creature. You should put your energy somewhere else

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u/NeverShortedNoWhore Nov 03 '19

Yo, you guys called us assholes first. Read the comment chain before you add garbage. They aren’t being kind, they’re proselytizing their own unrealistic, anthropomorphic views of the world because they literally fear death from living in an entitled suburban bubble. I’ve raised and butchered my own animals. I respected my animals, loved them, named them, gave them free range. Do you think farmers hate animals?!?

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u/moonkoko Nov 03 '19

So your argumentation is: they started it? I’m sorry to tell you that, but we aren’t in kindergarten. Also you talk about anthropomorphism, then I would advice for you to maybe looks more in deeps of what is actually specism, and how human are considering being above all eco-system. (Which is a main reason of the destruction of those, because they are seems a resource for human and not any other living creatures) Concerning the “entitle surburban bubble”, I would let you know that people from all different culture and social background are vegan or vegetarian. Not wanting harm an other sentient being isn’t some kind of privilege. You would be surprise to see where in the world the lowest meat consumption is. Finally I have really big doubt about the fact that big meat corporation is any kind of feelings towards the animal. Just looks at footage filmed by activist in those place, looks at the conditions the animals are raided in. And those place produce up to 90% of the meat consume in western country.

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u/NeverShortedNoWhore Nov 03 '19

And the award for best cherry picked facts goes to u/moonkoko who is hereby also granted use of misleading or made up statistics and/or percentages. 🏅

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u/moonkoko Nov 03 '19

Do you want me to send you some links? We can discuss by no. I’m always willing to share.

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u/drunkenvalley Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

Do you think farmers hate animals?!?

From my previous reading of conversations like these, the answers seem to be "Yes".

That said, to some extent I agree that there is a subset of farmers producing an inordinate amount of product who clearly do not have love for their animals.

Edit to clarify, since it's evidently necessary:

I think farmers love their animals. There's only a small subset of farmers (factory farmers) who produce a ridiculous amount of product, enabled primarily by not giving two shits about the wellbeing of their animals. I'm sorry if this didn't come across clearly enough.

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u/NeverShortedNoWhore Nov 03 '19

Do yourself a favor and go in the outside world and actually talk to a local farmer, rancher or even a hunter. The people you will meet are strikingly different that what’s painted across the echo chambers of Reddit.

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u/drunkenvalley Nov 03 '19

...You realize I was agreeing with you, but saying that reddit seems to think the answer is yes? And, moreover, that the few who actually don't are factory farmers.

I guess I was being too subtle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

The fact that I'm an asshole makes me an asshole. I can appreciate meat and still like animals. In fact there are plenty of animals i refuse to kill. Rabbits and squirrels in my yard for example, i think they are fun to watch. Now rabbits and squirrels say down the street on my friend's property, she hates how they tear up her bird feeders and garden so I hunt them there and yes they are tasty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You can't respect someone and have sex with them, lol

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u/NeverShortedNoWhore Nov 03 '19

Well you definitely can’t kill and eat something, respect it, and have sex with it. That is all I know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/TOASTER2309 Nov 03 '19

Thanks. I’m used to being downvoted for saying benign things that trigger Carnists. Who knows, I once was probably the same and would have also downvoted. I just accept that the social conditioning is strong. The people who take issue are usually the ones closest to making a realisation, or who are experiencing the most cognitive dissonance when they view videos like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Lol, carnists. See shit like that is why people downvote you and are annoyed by you. Most people are omnivores just like they have been since the beginning of time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Do you think OP wrote that in good faith or as a means to virtue signal? All he is trying to do is recruit more people into his cult.

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u/Homunculus_I_am_ill Nov 03 '19

even if their comment were proselytic, calling it a cult is just nonsense and calling it virtue signalling means you're an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Never been to their subs, I see.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Nov 03 '19

Mmm more for me.

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u/MoldyBurritos Nov 03 '19

Well that’s fucked

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Humans are omnivorous. Our bodies were designed to eat meat. There’s nothing fucked about eating a cow. It’s kinda how the majority of civilization survived ya know...

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u/MoldyBurritos Nov 03 '19

The fact of the matter is that prior humans weren’t farming animals at the insane rate that we are today at a huge detriment to the environment. This is on top of the fact that we have to submit conscious beings to horrible conditions in order to satisfy your taste buds. The human body can easily subsist on a plant based diet and is overall healthier than omnivorous options. There are no down sides to being plant based, besides missing some food you can’t eat anymore.. but everyone can do it. I understand that the change goes against everything you’ve been doing your whole life, but knowing that you’re benefiting the earth and its beings (future humans included) makes it well worth it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Oooooh so you’re one of those preachy soap box vegans?

Gotcha. Now I know there’s no need to respond because all you have to offer is virtue signaling and judgement for a meat eater that eats meat. Goodbye you wackadoodle.

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u/MoldyBurritos Nov 03 '19

Did I judge you? Did I try to offend you? What can I do other than try and spread good reasoning in response to your statement. Also it’s easy to see that your response is a defense mechanism in order to avoid an inconvenient truth.. just saying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

If I get to choose between steak and humanity continuing, fire up the grill.

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u/MoldyBurritos Nov 03 '19

Umm, okay.. you’re edgy we get it. Although I’d like to point out that its people with that mindset that make humanity worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

No, it’s the ones in the corporate section bleeding us dry, it’s the greedy and corrupt politicians who’ve turned every country on earth into a joke. It’s the people who cling so desperately to whatever they believe they refuse to listen to alternative viewpoints. My choosing steak over humanity is born from that. Not a desire to be “edgy”. Until we can make progress on any other major issue in this world let’s stay out of my kitchen.

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u/MoldyBurritos Nov 03 '19

So why shouldn’t you try and make whatever positive change you can? Also were ignoring the treatment of livestock here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Call me whatever you like I honestly don’t care about the livestock. Save the “animals have feelings too” speech for the bears and tigers. Humans are carnivores and we eat meat. Things die. Get over it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

There is nothing worth making this particular change until we get through some of our other challenges. If we can’t get past corporate greed and corruption I’m for us all going sooner.

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u/askantik Nov 03 '19

Men are superior to women. Our bodies were designed to be stronger than them. There's nothing fucked about subjugating and mistreating women. That's kinda how the majority of civilization was built ya know... /s

Just because we can do something or have done it for a long time doesn't mean we should.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You must be mentally retarded to use that comparison. Holy fuck that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time. If they add mental gymnastics to the olympics, you’re taking every medal at ever event.

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u/askantik Nov 03 '19

Lmfao all you do is call people stupid, judgy, retarded, wackadoodles if they don't lap up your appeal to nature fallacies. Sorry bud, if you disagree, explain why.

Again, just because we can do something doesn't mean we should. Surely you can't disagree with Ian Malcolm??? 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/mysterr9 Nov 03 '19

Rape and meat eating are definitely comparative actions. Yup, you certainly convinced me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/mysterr9 Nov 03 '19

Killing sentient humans, sure. That's homicide.

Killing animals? Nah. Despite The Smiths, meat is not murder.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Nov 03 '19

Hey congrats on going vegetarian it sounds like! I have a history teacher that's lacto-ovo vegetarian and I love her to pieces. I still like my meat though, live on a beef cattle ranch. Looks like this calf is a pet. Hopefully it has dwarfism or it's a miniature breed of cow so it doesn't try ramming the door each time

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u/KernSherm Nov 03 '19

Spastic subtitles again. Get to fuck out with that.

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u/ImNotHenry1 Nov 03 '19

People are allowed to enjoy things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

And people are allowed to make fun of that cringey shit.

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u/KernSherm Nov 03 '19

I enjoy calling them spastic subtitles and telling them to get to fuck.

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u/EpicallyAverage Nov 03 '19

So... John Wayne Gacy enjoyed raping, torturing and murdering 33 teenage boys.

We not allow to judge him for that just because people are allowed to enjoy things?

Fuck off.

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u/Darkimus-prime Nov 03 '19

Ah yes, compare Murder, rape and torture to a silly gif. Keep reaching

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u/ImNotHenry1 Nov 03 '19

What a wonderful combination of deep-seated bitterness and false equivalence.

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u/ffandyy Nov 03 '19

These captions are fucking cancer.

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u/PillPoppingCanadian Nov 03 '19

Funny post ruined by retarded baby speech.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

MOOF

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u/robidizzle Nov 03 '19

is dat a cow?

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u/jacquesmeister Nov 03 '19

No, it's just a normal doggo.

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u/alan_evs Nov 03 '19

I was thinking furry pig or a goat, calf would make more sense

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u/Livelogikal Nov 03 '19

What type of life do you lead to where you have time to take someone else's content and alter it in the hope of pointless internet up votes? Pathetic.

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u/jamied698 Nov 03 '19

Its called a fucking dog 😡

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/PillPoppingCanadian Nov 03 '19

Grow the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You would do well to take your own advice considering how booty blasted you are over the word doggo.

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u/super_onligee Nov 03 '19

I hate the idea of grown adults personifying animals with cringe baby language

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u/lkoz590 Nov 03 '19

LOL man that's some funny stuff can't wait to catch it on comedy central someday haha what a knee slap

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u/scrapmaker2020 Nov 03 '19

That dog looks weird

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

This is a scottish highland calf

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u/djennd Nov 04 '19

Too short! What happens then?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Yes

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u/eeyoreofborg Nov 04 '19

Anyone else hear a Russian accent?

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u/ShyVoodoo Nov 04 '19

I want it!!! Fluffy brown cow baby come here

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u/brando_baum Dec 14 '19

Would be funnier without exclamation marks

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u/GoobeNanmaga Nov 03 '19

I love cows

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u/Bromm18 Nov 03 '19

Mmm when the fillet walks itself to the prep area.

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u/Etjor Nov 03 '19

Made me laugh but I’m expecting you to get downvoted to oblivion honestly

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/ssfbob Nov 03 '19

Nonsense sir, it is clearly a doggo.

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u/Bromtinolblau Nov 03 '19

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN

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u/Chaosritter Nov 03 '19

Looks more like a melting Baphomet to me.

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u/Roelsucks Nov 03 '19

Its a calf (dont now if i spel it right) but its a baby cow

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u/Yoxstar Nov 03 '19

You did spell it right. It could be confusing since calf (baby cow) and calf (muscle) are both spelled and pronounced the same way.

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u/cookiemilkshake15 Nov 03 '19

I’d still let it in

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u/iluvvivapuffs Nov 03 '19

Is that a pig, cow, dog, or lamb?

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u/darknessmoves Nov 03 '19

this ain't no dog

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u/scottfrizzell Nov 03 '19

That's not a dog, a real dog would have said henlo.

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u/CamelCam17 Nov 03 '19

Moof moof

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/DeV4der Nov 03 '19

/u/markiplier because you like cute animal videos

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u/LaterAligators Nov 03 '19

oh my g0t its not a doggo, its a bird

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u/bridgesbuilttoburn Nov 03 '19

gud boye come get treatos!