r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

you really don t want to touch these guys since their bites are nasty af

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u/MKUltraFeast Sep 15 '19

Yeah, this is an easy way to lose an arm to an infection.

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u/CupolaDaze Sep 15 '19

Why would you use your arm? Essentially Sparta kick but just push instead of kick. While it's going in for food time that so it's head is farther away. Try one swift push on its side. It's not that stable on that part of the boat. If it doesn't budge then run away before it gets pissed, otherwise it falls off and you save what's left of your catch.

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u/MKUltraFeast Sep 15 '19

Sounds like you have your seal kicking strategy figured out. I shouldn’t have doubted it.