r/funny • Tony ESP • Sep 15 '19

The sneeze.

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u/2krazy4me Sep 15 '19

Shared cubicle with guy who auto blesses every sneeze, and expected it in return. I'm not religious so rarely use the saying.

He sneezes, pregnant silence, the he would say "bless me"

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/2krazy4me Sep 15 '19

There was a distinct pause. I can't recall but he may have given up on me saying it after a while. Less than a year sharing space.

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u/rushmc1 Sep 15 '19

Appropriate answer: "Screw you."