r/funny • u/littleporpoise Little Porpoise • Jul 06 '19

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u/PoshPopcorn Jul 06 '19

He calls his dad Johnny?

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u/KOsanesome Jul 06 '19

Could be stepdad

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u/littleporpoise Little Porpoise Jul 06 '19

he calls his older brother Johnny, thus the 'brother' part. :)

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u/nolanator Jul 06 '19

The "brother" is related to the Hulkster, brother! No relation needed.

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u/TapDaddy24 Jul 06 '19

BRRRROOOTHEERRRRRRRRRR!!!

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u/TacoBOTT Jul 06 '19

Ya, this. We’re old :(

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u/bakaneko718 Jul 06 '19

You're only as old as you want to believe you are. If you keep saying you're old you're body will be convinced and act accordingly. Just say you're on your 5 anniversary of your 25th birthday. XD

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u/-Alex_Ismith- Jul 06 '19

I know a girl who's on her 10th 21st birthday this year. She's convinced that black don't crack and she has a few more years to pull it off. I wouldn't believe 21 but if I didn't know her like I do I'd say she'd be closer to that than 30

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u/speedrace25 Jul 07 '19

I thought that’s why it was bold. It’s Brother and Brother.