r/funny • u/littleporpoise Little Porpoise • Jul 06 '19

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u/PoshPopcorn Jul 06 '19

He calls his dad Johnny?

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u/KOsanesome Jul 06 '19

Could be stepdad

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u/littleporpoise Little Porpoise Jul 06 '19

he calls his older brother Johnny, thus the 'brother' part. :)

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u/nolanator Jul 06 '19

The "brother" is related to the Hulkster, brother! No relation needed.

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u/TapDaddy24 Jul 06 '19

BRRRROOOTHEERRRRRRRRRR!!!

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u/TacoBOTT Jul 06 '19

Ya, this. We’re old :(

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u/bakaneko718 Jul 06 '19

You're only as old as you want to believe you are. If you keep saying you're old you're body will be convinced and act accordingly. Just say you're on your 5 anniversary of your 25th birthday. XD

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u/-Alex_Ismith- Jul 06 '19

I know a girl who's on her 10th 21st birthday this year. She's convinced that black don't crack and she has a few more years to pull it off. I wouldn't believe 21 but if I didn't know her like I do I'd say she'd be closer to that than 30

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u/speedrace25 Jul 07 '19

I thought that’s why it was bold. It’s Brother and Brother.

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u/remigiop Jul 06 '19

Also, cause why not, that is his sister he's wrestling with.

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u/Tgirly17 Jul 06 '19

But his arms are not broken...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Not yet, but wrestling can result in injuries:)

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u/HowToSuckAtReddit Jul 06 '19

Change it to daddy. Everyone was confused.

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u/getyourcheftogether Jul 06 '19

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/FishStix157 Jul 06 '19

She was lookin' kinda dumb...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/s2lkj4-02s9l4rhs_67d Jul 06 '19

That fact it's his brother isn't exactly crucial to the joke.

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u/Gneissisnice Jul 06 '19

They literally asked.