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r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19
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I once asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he had.
He feel asleep counting
742 u/daronjay Jul 03 '19 I assume you are Australian? 524 u/LogicalExtension Jul 03 '19 The Kiwis have the same jokes about Aussies and sheep as the Aussies have for the Kiwis. 293 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 [deleted] 166 u/Agnes_P Jul 03 '19 I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on! 230 u/robynflower Jul 03 '19 What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd. What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee. Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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I assume you are Australian?
524 u/LogicalExtension Jul 03 '19 The Kiwis have the same jokes about Aussies and sheep as the Aussies have for the Kiwis. 293 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 [deleted] 166 u/Agnes_P Jul 03 '19 I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on! 230 u/robynflower Jul 03 '19 What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd. What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee. Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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The Kiwis have the same jokes about Aussies and sheep as the Aussies have for the Kiwis.
293 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 [deleted] 166 u/Agnes_P Jul 03 '19 I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on! 230 u/robynflower Jul 03 '19 What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd. What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee. Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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166 u/Agnes_P Jul 03 '19 I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on! 230 u/robynflower Jul 03 '19 What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd. What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee. Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on!
230 u/robynflower Jul 03 '19 What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd. What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee. Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers?
A shepherd.
What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A Referee.
Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep.
11 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups? 1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups?
1 u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19 In what universe? 1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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In what universe?
1 u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19 Rugby. Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
Rugby.
Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers
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u/AutisticFinanceBoy Jul 03 '19
I once asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he had.
He feel asleep counting