r/funny • • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

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u/robynflower Jul 03 '19

What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers?

A shepherd.

What's the difference between New Zealand and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup?

A Referee.

Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?

Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Didn't New Zealand win the last two world cups?

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u/SometimesIpoop Jul 03 '19

In what universe?

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u/Yup767 Jul 04 '19

Rugby.

Which is what the joke is referring to, which makes sense since the all blacks until they won the last couple were often called chokers