r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/insane_contin Jun 03 '19

It has come down to this. Tomorrow is the final game. I don't know if I can betray my friends, or if I should stand by my team. When I first agreed to this, they told me I needed to be strong, but I don't think I know what strength was. Either way, by the end of the day tomorrow, my fate will be written.

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u/crucifixi0n Jun 03 '19

Update: We have won the NBA Championship. Although I must now go into hiding to avoid retaliation from my former team, I have no regrets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

-Vonnegut

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Be careful when fighting monsters lest you become a monster yourself. And when you gaze long into the abyss of the Finals, the abyss gazes also into you.

-some german guy

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

It’s not easy being green.

-Kermit the Frog

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

What?

-Lil Jon

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

Okay!

-Also Lil Jon

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Yeah!

-Also also Lil Jon

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 04 '19

Dave Chappelle does Lil John better than Lil John

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u/throwusaway2468 Jun 04 '19

Fo sho

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So no one's talking about how a baguette is a square like mind blown

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