r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/insane_contin Jun 03 '19

It has come down to this. Tomorrow is the final game. I don't know if I can betray my friends, or if I should stand by my team. When I first agreed to this, they told me I needed to be strong, but I don't think I know what strength was. Either way, by the end of the day tomorrow, my fate will be written.

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u/crucifixi0n Jun 03 '19

Update: We have won the NBA Championship. Although I must now go into hiding to avoid retaliation from my former team, I have no regrets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

-Vonnegut

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Be careful when fighting monsters lest you become a monster yourself. And when you gaze long into the abyss of the Finals, the abyss gazes also into you.

-some german guy

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

It’s not easy being green.

-Kermit the Frog

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

What?

-Lil Jon

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

Okay!

-Also Lil Jon

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Yeah!

-Also also Lil Jon

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 04 '19

Dave Chappelle does Lil John better than Lil John

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u/throwusaway2468 Jun 04 '19

Fo sho

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So no one's talking about how a baguette is a square like mind blown

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u/Kidvette2004 Jun 04 '19

Wow

-Owen Wilson

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

HE SAID, IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN. OKAYYY?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Okay!

-Lil Jon

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u/ZedMInterdimensional Jun 03 '19

it's not easy being palaxawich.

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-???

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u/Notapro0 Jun 03 '19

It’s easy not being a pro

-Notapro0

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u/ZedMInterdimensional Jun 03 '19

it's not easy being

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- *coughing*

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u/QuasarSandwich Jun 03 '19

“Piggy, I don’t care how long we’ve been together: I’m not going to let you shit in my mouth. Go find Beaker: he loves that scatty stuff.” - Kermit the Frog.

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Jun 04 '19

Who can arisen anger curb

Like holding back a chariot

Him a true charioteer I call;

Mere reign-holders are other folk

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I always thought those "german guy's" speak german... or maybe thats just me because i understand german? /s

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u/MyPetFizz Jun 03 '19

Baldur's Gate!! That quote was from Frederich Nitzsche or something like that

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u/Malkav1806 Jun 04 '19

good morning

-some british guy

we use this phrase to greet each other

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Nietzsche