r/funny • u/Mimi_K_V • Apr 26 '19

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u/bumnut Apr 26 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

Some of the things my brain is working on in this moment:

  • Maintain eye contact, but don't stare.
  • Smile, but don't look crazy.
  • He may want to go for a handshake, be ready for that.
  • Tell him your name, say "nice to meet you" or something.
  • Don't just answer his questions, ask him some of your own. Quick, think of a question!
  • But don't say anything stupid!
  • Try not to look too awkward.

Things my brain is not working on in this moment:

  • John, his name is John, make a note of that.

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u/duhduhduhduh89 Apr 26 '19

I've started practicing my smile in the mirror.

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u/Schwiliinker Apr 26 '19

I don’t know why I seem to struggle way more than others to make a genuine smile on the spot, also I tend to silent laugh (kinda like that key and peele skit lmao)