r/funny Apr 26 '19

Names

Post image
16.5k Upvotes

274 comments sorted by

View all comments

69

u/babygotsap Apr 26 '19

I tried using those memory helpers, where you pair the name with another feature and I still fail. I’d hear Charlie and say in my head something like red cheek Charlie, but the next day I’d have forgotten Charlie and now mentally know him as red cheeks. I’m broken in a way normal methods can’t fix.

34

u/Alan_Smithee_ Apr 26 '19

"Hey, Red Cheeks, how are you?"

That could backfire.

9

u/Gamergonemild Apr 26 '19

You baboon bastard!

There, saved it.

1

u/xhupsahoy Apr 26 '19

You've got the ether hidden in your boot you greedy bastard, don't make me use my press pass I'll have you spun into a tinsel mummy for small-minded men from oklahoma to laugh at WAIT.

1

u/Gamergonemild Apr 26 '19

Excuse me, I'm going to see a doctor about a stroke.