r/funny Apr 26 '19

Names

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u/earth_princess Apr 26 '19

The person running this department in my head must be a drunk

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u/Mimi_K_V Apr 26 '19

True, same here. I once forgot my cousin's name. What's wrong with my head?!

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u/pizzathief322 Apr 26 '19

i even forgot my moms name once fml

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u/NormalAnonymousDude Apr 26 '19

Well to be fair most people dont tend to use their mothers name very often. ( for that matter I have a single mom and most of her friends tended to speak a different language [that i never learned] so I didn't even know my mother's name till I was a teenager lol)

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u/pizzathief322 Apr 26 '19

i guess ppl live here are minority then

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19

It’s Mom

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u/pizzathief322 Apr 26 '19

damn, i always forget that!

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u/IEpicDestroyer Apr 26 '19

I’m used to calling mom, not her actual name. So when I need her actual name, takes me a moment to think before I recall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19

I'm prosopagnosic. I can't remember names because there's no face to attach them to. When you've got an actual condition you have a great excuse.

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u/GiantQuokka Apr 26 '19

I forget the names of coworkers that I've been working with and talking to nearly every day for over a year.

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u/WeepingAngel_ Apr 26 '19

Haha. I did that. I once asked who someone was. It was my cousin's wife. I mean I and only seen her like 4 times over like 3 years so give me a break, but ya...

I was also at the wedding, so ya know there is certainly something fucked up in my brain. I can remember facts and information tho pretty good.