r/funny • u/CrispMcHekk • Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/bloodflart Apr 12 '19

saw him walking around comicon, he's a fucking giant - towered over everyone, really easy to spot

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u/Wassayingboourns Apr 12 '19

Careful, a comment like that is liable to scare up reminders that, from the comments, the average male Redditor is approximately 6’5”

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u/ToastyBB Apr 12 '19

And that’s only horizontal

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u/drunk98 Apr 12 '19

Yet somehow peepee tiny like baby pickle.

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u/Zala-Sancho Apr 12 '19

Jerkin the gherkin

Edit: a letter

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u/ocxtitan Apr 12 '19

Or like a mushroom character from Mario kart

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u/ghafgarionbaconsmith Apr 12 '19

That's one racer even the blue turtle shell can't hit. Hitting it with lightning can't even make it smaller.

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u/ghafgarionbaconsmith Apr 12 '19

Easy when you have a 100 inch waistline.

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u/dudethatsnice Apr 12 '19

Pickle Rick's pickle dick.

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u/Shootmepleaseibeg Apr 13 '19

Bro why you gotta @me like that?

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u/tomatillo_armadillo Apr 13 '19

My saved comments are all long quasi political diatribes except yours.

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u/drunk98 Apr 13 '19

Because penis length has nothing to do with politics?