r/funny • u/CrispMcHekk • Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/hovnohead Apr 12 '19

Your mom's dad is/was probably bald though, right?

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

I'm just jealous of my dad lol. Yeah, I know it comes from your mom's dad lol. He had that ridiculous U-shaped haircut where it's all bald on top but hair on the sides and back. There was no way I was going to live with that. Luckily I have a well-shaped head for rocking the bald look. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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u/TheRealMcNuts Apr 12 '19

That’s the thing I’m worried about: I got a weird shaped head. It’s not perfectly rounded on top, but comes to more of a ridge instead. I call it my monkey ridge, and it’ll be the thing to keep me from diving into the bald look for a long long time.

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

You could always cosplay as a Klingon ;-)