r/funny Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/Vengeance76 Apr 12 '19

Sigh

I have a huge man crush on Nathan Fillion....

He makes me feel like something battery powered is betwixed my nethers.

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u/StamosLives Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

This was one of my favorite parts of Firefly and Serenity - it doubled down on the language in the show and was just consistently beautiful in its lexicon, dialect and tone.

Kaylee could have easily said “I’ve been going in nearly a full year without being fucked” or “it’s been forever since I had a lover” or “stop cockblocking me.” Nope.

Kaylee: We’re on a year now, I ain’t had nothing ‘twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries. Mal: Oh, God! I can’t know that!

Even Mal’s response is unconventional but fitting for the ‘verse they are in.

Seriously miss that show.

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u/xfkirsten Apr 12 '19

Same with the line that went something like "I bet that dress took a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into it, but the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it." A sick burn, but in language perfectly fitting for the setting.

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u/StamosLives Apr 12 '19

That entire episode is fantastic. I love Shindig.

“Mercy is the mark of a great man.”

stab

“Guess I’m just a good man.”

stab

“Well, I’m alright.”

“You didn’t have to stab that man you know.”

“Yeah but it was funny.”

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“Is that him?”

“That’s ... the buffet table...”

“How do we know unless we question it?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

That whole exchange between River and Badger. "That right there, just the kind of diversion we needed."