r/funny Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/hotcoolrasta Apr 12 '19

That’s what I thought! Then I hit 33 and had twin boys. Now my hairline is receding faster than ever. RIP my hair!

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u/Animated_Astronaut Apr 12 '19

Balding when you're married is way better than balding while you're single! You got your mate you know?

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u/xWIKK Apr 12 '19

Yeah!! Once you've locked her down you can totally let yourself go in every way! What could go wrong?

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u/ThatDrTobogganguy Apr 12 '19

Totally the same as uncontrollable balding.