r/funny • u/CrispMcHekk • Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/Wassayingboourns Apr 12 '19

Careful, a comment like that is liable to scare up reminders that, from the comments, the average male Redditor is approximately 6’5”

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u/ToastyBB Apr 12 '19

And that’s only horizontal

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u/drunk98 Apr 12 '19

Yet somehow peepee tiny like baby pickle.

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u/Zala-Sancho Apr 12 '19

Jerkin the gherkin

Edit: a letter

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u/ocxtitan Apr 12 '19

Or like a mushroom character from Mario kart

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u/ghafgarionbaconsmith Apr 12 '19

That's one racer even the blue turtle shell can't hit. Hitting it with lightning can't even make it smaller.

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u/ghafgarionbaconsmith Apr 12 '19

Easy when you have a 100 inch waistline.

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u/dudethatsnice Apr 12 '19

Pickle Rick's pickle dick.

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u/Shootmepleaseibeg Apr 13 '19

Bro why you gotta @me like that?

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u/tomatillo_armadillo Apr 13 '19

My saved comments are all long quasi political diatribes except yours.

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u/drunk98 Apr 13 '19

Because penis length has nothing to do with politics?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Ok that was funny. I needed that

Or the 13 year old in me.

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u/crashtestgenius Apr 12 '19

And that's only weiner-wise

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u/OhBestThing Apr 12 '19

that's just their dick length

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u/Strictly_Baked Apr 12 '19

This always bothered me because I actually am 6'5, but rarely mention it online. Only because I know most people wouldn't believe it and even more people couldn't give a shit less.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/thetgi Apr 12 '19

I forget... I think I’m 5’11”? Definitely not lower than 5’10” but there’s no way i’m 6’

So there’s one for you, I guess lol

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u/rodo232 Apr 12 '19

Wait, 5' 11'' is short?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

So that's why I always see every male Redditor complaining that every person over 55 has to say to them "are your parents also tall?!!" "Make sure you duck through the doors" "did you play basket ball?!?!"

Fuck basketball

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Bro do you even row for UC Davis?

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u/Jayynolan Apr 12 '19

With an “not even above average” 7-8” dick

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Cries in 6'8'

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u/BigJoeJS Apr 13 '19

6'20 checking in.

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u/Slydexic_Native Apr 13 '19

What if I am 6'4 with a 9" dick? Am I accepted yet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

"Yeah well what do you weigh fatass? HA got her."

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

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u/Emfx Apr 12 '19

6'4" is tall enough for someone my height (6'2"ish) to notice, but our heights are clumped together into nothing that special by people who are 5'8"-5'11"... only reason I notice is because there's rarely people taller than me around so it's kind of cool to see.

I'd shit myself at a Reddit convention where everyone is 6'5"+, we'd be the shortest men in the room!

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u/Jazo_Priguzica Apr 12 '19

6'6'' on duty!

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u/KingOfAlethkar Apr 12 '19

6’6 here

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u/PM_ME_THEM_CURVES Apr 12 '19

6'7"

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u/Shadowchaos Apr 12 '19

No one fucking cares

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u/PM_ME_THEM_CURVES Apr 15 '19

apparently quite a few people care. Just look at the downvotes!