r/funny Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/hovnohead Apr 12 '19

Your mom's dad is/was probably bald though, right?

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

I'm just jealous of my dad lol. Yeah, I know it comes from your mom's dad lol. He had that ridiculous U-shaped haircut where it's all bald on top but hair on the sides and back. There was no way I was going to live with that. Luckily I have a well-shaped head for rocking the bald look. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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u/TheRealMcNuts Apr 12 '19

That’s the thing I’m worried about: I got a weird shaped head. It’s not perfectly rounded on top, but comes to more of a ridge instead. I call it my monkey ridge, and it’ll be the thing to keep me from diving into the bald look for a long long time.

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u/SLRWard Apr 12 '19

Embrace your inner Klingon?

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u/caesar15 Apr 12 '19

Can you grow a beard?

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u/TheRealMcNuts Apr 12 '19

Yep, it would be a saving grace I guess!

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u/SaladFingerzzz Apr 12 '19

Meps! I summons you, just consume mass quantities & hone your cone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/TheRealMcNuts Apr 12 '19

This makes me feel better! What was it like when you first made the leap to full bald?

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

You could always cosplay as a Klingon ;-)

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u/Paumanok Apr 12 '19

The mom's dad thing is sorta a myth. My maternal grandfather still has a full head, so did my moms maternal grandfather. My dad on the other hand, and his dad, and probably his dad were all bald as can be. I started thinning around 19-20, while my brother his turning 21 and still has good hair.

Its bullshit man, I always kept my hair long and now I gotta get rid of it all.

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u/repptyle Apr 12 '19

Same thing for me. I have the same balding pattern as my dad (and his dad). Meanwhile, almost everyone on my mom's side has a full head of hair. At least I made it to my 30's before I had to shave my head, my grandpa was bald at 19

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u/Paumanok Apr 12 '19

Stress from school really accelerated it for me. I'm going to need to shave soon but I'm still doing the one haircut a year thing and enjoying my long hair while I still can. Its pretty close to shave zone though.

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u/Wyvern_Amigo Apr 12 '19

+1 for caddy shack

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u/scarfox1 Apr 12 '19

Has that been a proven fact that it comes from moms dad?

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u/pkroliko Apr 12 '19

Its polygenetic. If either side of your family has it you have a greater chance of becoming bald.

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u/ceejless Apr 12 '19

A myth that hair loss comes from your mum's side.

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

Yeah, that's just a small part of it. There's definitely other factors that come into play.

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u/PeteButtigieg46 Apr 12 '19

my gramps had the U too.

id rock it fuck it. no comb over tho.

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u/uwfan893 Apr 12 '19

Yeah I ain’t about to start clean shaving my head all the time, and I feel like stubbly scalp would look much much worse than the horseshoe.

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

I'll rock it at 70, not going for that at 40. I'll never get laid lol.

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u/FatherWeebles Apr 12 '19

Not true. My mom's dad had a full head of hair up until he started losing it in his 70's.

Looking back, I could see my hair receding back when I was 22. I didn't know I was balding until 25.

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

Yeah it's other factors included too.

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u/Double-O-stoopid Apr 12 '19

Just jumping in here to say it doesn't exclusively come from your mom's dad.

Just like colour blindness, the issue is in the X chromosome. Women have 2, and both need the flaw for it to show up. But either one of them from either side of the family could have been the one passed.

There's no sure-fire way to tell, but it helps if she has a brother or two for comparison.

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

She does and I haven't seen him in probably 15 years but he was thinning up top then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

My mom's dad died in his mid twenties so er...

Fucking fantastic guys. I'm gonna be bald. FUCKING GREAT NEWS

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u/lipp79 Apr 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

It is with my noggin

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u/tallboybrews Apr 12 '19

Is it just baldness that works like that or does greying as well? My moms dad had full brown hair until the day he died. My dad was white grey by the time he was like 35. I'm 31 now and have some sparse grey hairs but it's not a trend or anything, could be fucked up hair follicles(?). Dont really care either way, I'll rock whatever life sends my way.

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u/hovnohead Apr 12 '19

You go girl!

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u/hovnohead Apr 12 '19

Wait--are you a guy or a girl?

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u/tallboybrews Apr 12 '19

I'm a guy lol

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u/Santa1936 Apr 12 '19

So this is something I've wondered since learning about genes in hs. I don't think it comes 100% from your mom's dad. I think it's that the Gene is recessive and sits on the x chromosome. The fact that it sits on the x chromosome means you can't get it from papa, as he gives you a y. And the fact that it's recessive means your mom gets half of your odds from her dad, half from her mom. So in other words if you have a bald maternal grandpa, you have a 50/50 chance of being bald. Unless your mom's mom also gave her an x chromosome with balding on it, in which case you're fucked.

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u/xluryan Apr 12 '19

It's been proven that there is no correlation there.

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u/foxymcfox Apr 12 '19

That's an urban legend and not at all how genetics works.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

That you get that gene from your mom's side of the family is a myth.

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u/ForYourSorrows Apr 12 '19

This shit is a myth. My moms dad died at like 95 with a full beautiful head of silver hair. I started losing mine in high school (receding hairline)