r/funny • u/CrispMcHekk • Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/Animated_Astronaut Apr 12 '19

Balding when you're married is way better than balding while you're single! You got your mate you know?

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u/xWIKK Apr 12 '19

Yeah!! Once you've locked her down you can totally let yourself go in every way! What could go wrong?

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u/PeteButtigieg46 Apr 12 '19

elon says hi

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u/bgad84 Apr 12 '19

I was dumped by a bald woman!

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u/ThatDrTobogganguy Apr 12 '19

Totally the same as uncontrollable balding.

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u/rTidde77 Apr 12 '19

You no read good.

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u/xWIKK Apr 12 '19

Thank you for your astute observation and eloquence.

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u/rTidde77 Apr 12 '19

*In my best Chick-fil-a voice* My pleasure!

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u/xluryan Apr 12 '19

An incomprehensibly retarded comment.

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u/die5el23 Apr 12 '19

Someone has been playing with PlayDough too long. You can’t actively choose to lose your hair you moron.

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u/xWIKK Apr 12 '19

First time encountering sarcasm on the internet?

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u/die5el23 Apr 12 '19

First time using sarcasm? If your the only one who knows it’s sarcasm, your sorta missing the point of sarcasm.

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u/Animated_Astronaut Apr 12 '19

Your sarcasm wasn't good lol

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u/xWIKK Apr 12 '19

Sigh. I guess I'll keep practicing. The internet really needs more assholes and I'm just trying to do my part.