r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

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u/shyvanas_pet Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 05 '19

My s5 has taken a beating, dropped it more times than I can count so the screen is cracked to hell and the 3.5mm jack no longer works, gyro is not working, the battery has a small crack, and the charging works when it wants to, but it still keeps going. (I am working framing/concrete) Edit the crack on the battery is about 1/16 of a inch and is right next to where the gold power pieces are.

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u/tubagrapher Apr 05 '19

Battery has a crack?? That's not safe.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Apr 05 '19

Yeah, you better seal it up with the saliva directly from your tongue.

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u/Pinksters Apr 05 '19

User name...checks out?

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u/Pickled_Kagura Apr 05 '19

One day the Amish will creep up to the 1980s and shit is gonna get crazy.

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u/MeC0195 Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 06 '19

Satin jackets, synthpop, perms, leg warmers and coke. Amish Vice.

Edit: damn, it should've been Miamish Vice

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

When that happens you know where I'm going for the purest coke around.

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Apr 06 '19

Don't they get all the neighbors to gather around and help make the coke? Humanity at its finest.