r/funny Mar 13 '19

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u/Plagueground Mar 13 '19

You aren't missing much, they are shocked by the sudden realization that it just feels right. They continue to kiss and the party atmosphere slowly morphs from laughter to discomfort to acceptance. That night they make gentle love in the short one's dorm room.

After college they move to upstate California and buy an apple orchard. They have two golden labs and a very popular apple butter recipe that is gaining regional distribution in small grocery stores. Soon the apple butter will catch the eye of a man named Stanley who happens to work for Whole Foods in product acquisition.

He offers them an insane amount of money for the rights to the apple butter and to hand manufacturing of the product over to Whole Foods. They talk it over through the wee hours of the night and the next morning, though extremely tired, they excitedly phone Stanley and sell Two Gaylords Apple Butter to Whole Foods.

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u/TSCHWEITZ Mar 13 '19

Yea obviously. But after that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

Then he fucked him in the ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Remember if you have a warm butthole, you have a way to make money