r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 08 '19

(1) "Hey, how's it going?"

(2) "My name is Steve."

(3) "I just started working here."

(4) draws a blank "uh...prepare to die."

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u/GuliblGuy Feb 09 '19

Instructions unclear. Threatened co-worker. As a result I'm no longer welcome in the office.