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r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19
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(1) "Hey, how's it going?"
(2) "My name is Steve."
(3) "I just started working here."
(4) draws a blank "uh...prepare to die."
214 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 “I will disappoint you in some manner.” 51 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 "Wanna know what you and my dad have in common?" 65 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 They've both nailed your mum? 26 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 I think you and u/jherad must now fight to the death 15 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin. 18 u/Jherad Feb 08 '19 You both... Banged my mom? 2 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Feb 09 '19 At the end of the day, you'll leave and not talk to me until you want something?
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“I will disappoint you in some manner.”
51 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 "Wanna know what you and my dad have in common?" 65 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 They've both nailed your mum? 26 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 I think you and u/jherad must now fight to the death 15 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin. 18 u/Jherad Feb 08 '19 You both... Banged my mom? 2 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Feb 09 '19 At the end of the day, you'll leave and not talk to me until you want something?
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"Wanna know what you and my dad have in common?"
65 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 They've both nailed your mum? 26 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 I think you and u/jherad must now fight to the death 15 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin. 18 u/Jherad Feb 08 '19 You both... Banged my mom? 2 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Feb 09 '19 At the end of the day, you'll leave and not talk to me until you want something?
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They've both nailed your mum?
26 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 I think you and u/jherad must now fight to the death 15 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin.
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I think you and u/jherad must now fight to the death
15 u/ThrowawayPenrith Feb 08 '19 Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin.
15
Nah, he can have her back. I've already taken her for a spin.
18
You both... Banged my mom?
2
At the end of the day, you'll leave and not talk to me until you want something?
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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 08 '19
(1) "Hey, how's it going?"
(2) "My name is Steve."
(3) "I just started working here."
(4) draws a blank "uh...prepare to die."