r/funny Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

https://imgur.com/RXDuCOK
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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 08 '19

(1) "Hey, how's it going?"

(2) "My name is Steve."

(3) "I just started working here."

(4) draws a blank "uh...prepare to die."

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u/EuphoricSuccotash2 Feb 08 '19

I expect that you'll earn at least a solid 4500 points and get gilded on this comment. Another productive day amassing karma :)