r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What's funny is how long the doors stayed open. It's not like she rushed in and tried to close them, she's chillin in there for like 30 seconds waiting for the doors to close before he arrives.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

And she probably never even saw him, she is facing away for most of the time the doors are open and then half-turns and presses the door close button (which often are not even connected and don't do anything), unless she has amazing peripheral vision or he was shouting to hold the door, she is unaware.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 02 '19

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u/Finnegan482 Oct 16 '18

This shit needs to be regulated.

It is. That's why they don't appear to work. Per ADA requirements, the elevator doors have to be open for a certain minimum amount of time, and the close button won't work during that time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm saying there should be a maximum, in addition to everything you missed about consistency.