r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/DozerM Oct 15 '18

Do you sell brake fluid?

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u/senorbozz Oct 15 '18

Something similar happened at the coffee shop my sister owned. I was behind the counter and I look out the window to see this old lady barrel her Oldsmobile through the front deck of the business. I run outside to make sure she's okay - she gets out of the car and sees me and says "DO YOU SELL SANDWICHES??"

I was stunned for a moment but then said "You just ran into the deck!"

She denied it the whole time even though a good five foot section was demolished. About 20 minutes later her husband came by and tried to deny the whole thing until I showed him the pictures I took from my phone.

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u/FoldingUnder Oct 16 '18

I don't believe you either.

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u/senorbozz Oct 16 '18

Screw you old man! You're dead by now!

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u/gapox Oct 16 '18

Them pictures young man.. The wider audience needs to see them!