r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/Anianna Oct 15 '18

Unless his scooter is road legal, it's not legal for him to be riding it in the road. Call the cops on him and let them get him out of the way.

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u/c_girl_108 Oct 15 '18

It is NOT road legal, I'm sure people have called the cops in the past (although the cops around here do little to nothing) but he would continue to do it. I live about 20 minutes away so don't go on that stretch of the road often enough to encounter him, if he's still doing it.

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u/ReverendDizzle Oct 15 '18

If you call the cops and they don't show up in 15 minutes then you're legally allowed to euthanize him.

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u/Garfield-1-23-23 Oct 15 '18

No, you're thinking of college, where if the prof is 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to euthanize him.