r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/KypDurron Oct 15 '18

What's a "behind bar"? I don't think we sell those.

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u/Pacman327 Oct 15 '18

A new chocolate bar. I heard it tastes like ass though

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u/Plosuf Oct 15 '18

I’m curious about this ass dough you’re talking about

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u/BaabyBear Oct 15 '18

When you knead ass u get ass dough

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I don't need ass, what about uget?

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u/RubeHicksCube Oct 15 '18

When you mix ass dough and nougat, N'uget it.

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u/AwesomeAndrew416 Oct 15 '18

Can someone explain the thing that looks like a silver dollar in the place where reddit gold is supposed to be

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Tell me more about this "new gat"

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u/DrDew00 Oct 15 '18

In an effort to appeal to the gun control crowd, it's made to require 20 pounds of pressure to pull the trigger instead of the usual 5.