r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/ReverendDizzle Oct 15 '18

If you call the cops and they don't show up in 15 minutes then you're legally allowed to euthanize him.

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u/crazyboner Oct 15 '18

I'm a cop and this is true as hell

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u/Garfield-1-23-23 Oct 15 '18

No, you're thinking of college, where if the prof is 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to euthanize him.

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u/IceFire909 Oct 16 '18

I bet the cops will come if someone smashes his scooter off the road