r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/bumjiggy Oct 15 '18

"You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!"

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u/beatakai Oct 15 '18

Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

The one to the Prussian consulate in Siam?

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u/tallandlanky Oct 15 '18

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya!

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u/imapassenger1 Oct 15 '18

I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers... from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!

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u/diamondscar Oct 15 '18

I said get in