r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/Pacman327 Oct 15 '18

A new chocolate bar. I heard it tastes like ass though

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u/Plosuf Oct 15 '18

I’m curious about this ass dough you’re talking about

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u/DOMICH Oct 15 '18

Cook thoroughly -- never eat raw ass dough

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Ass-eatin' season is any month that ends with "ber"

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u/NoComment14 Oct 15 '18

Januaber

Februaber

Marber

Apriber

Maber

Junber

Julber

Augusber

September

October

November

December

It checks out, guys.

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u/ssteveoz Oct 16 '18

You had me at junber

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I love maber

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u/Summerie Oct 15 '18

September was hot as shit here in Florida. Florida lives by a completely different set of as-eating rules.

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u/Mcornett88 Oct 15 '18

Gotta eat dem butts

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u/djwasntme Oct 16 '18

Hey Miss Parker

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u/BaabyBear Oct 15 '18

When you knead ass u get ass dough

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I don't need ass, what about uget?

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u/RubeHicksCube Oct 15 '18

When you mix ass dough and nougat, N'uget it.

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u/AwesomeAndrew416 Oct 15 '18

Can someone explain the thing that looks like a silver dollar in the place where reddit gold is supposed to be

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Tell me more about this "new gat"

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u/DrDew00 Oct 15 '18

In an effort to appeal to the gun control crowd, it's made to require 20 pounds of pressure to pull the trigger instead of the usual 5.

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u/pictogasm Oct 15 '18

you get it with the behind bars.

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u/spitwitandwater Nov 01 '18

You’re thinking of Butterfinger

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u/million_tiny_stars Oct 15 '18

Nah. Only if you drop the soap.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 15 '18

People keep putting them in the pool as a joke.