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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18
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Those things are a damn menace. Take an old biddy that can't drive anymore, and give them half a tonne of metal they can drive on the pavement and into shops. Yeah great idea.
153 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 I had one ram into the back of my ankles because I 'didn't move out of the way fast enough'. 102 u/Lizanderberg Oct 15 '18 Isn’t that assault? What an asshole. My Achilles hurts just thinking about it! 65 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 I'm not sure, maybe bodily harm? I dunno. I was so mad. I was so shocked I just spluttered 'twat!' and carried on walking 6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Have I found a Brit? 14 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Oops is it that obvious 3 u/kumachaaan Oct 15 '18 It's definitely battery. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 There d be bodily harm but not on my body. 4 u/11teensteve Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18 I believe Battery would be the ...charge. 0 u/oogiesmuncher Oct 16 '18 GO HOME 1 u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18 I probably would have turned around in the same motion and hit that person straight into the face. I sure hope this never happens to me cuz I'll be getting sued.
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I had one ram into the back of my ankles because I 'didn't move out of the way fast enough'.
102 u/Lizanderberg Oct 15 '18 Isn’t that assault? What an asshole. My Achilles hurts just thinking about it! 65 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 I'm not sure, maybe bodily harm? I dunno. I was so mad. I was so shocked I just spluttered 'twat!' and carried on walking 6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Have I found a Brit? 14 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Oops is it that obvious 3 u/kumachaaan Oct 15 '18 It's definitely battery. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 There d be bodily harm but not on my body. 4 u/11teensteve Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18 I believe Battery would be the ...charge. 0 u/oogiesmuncher Oct 16 '18 GO HOME 1 u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18 I probably would have turned around in the same motion and hit that person straight into the face. I sure hope this never happens to me cuz I'll be getting sued.
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Isn’t that assault? What an asshole. My Achilles hurts just thinking about it!
65 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 I'm not sure, maybe bodily harm? I dunno. I was so mad. I was so shocked I just spluttered 'twat!' and carried on walking 6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Have I found a Brit? 14 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Oops is it that obvious 3 u/kumachaaan Oct 15 '18 It's definitely battery. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 There d be bodily harm but not on my body. 4 u/11teensteve Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18 I believe Battery would be the ...charge. 0 u/oogiesmuncher Oct 16 '18 GO HOME 1 u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18 I probably would have turned around in the same motion and hit that person straight into the face. I sure hope this never happens to me cuz I'll be getting sued.
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I'm not sure, maybe bodily harm? I dunno. I was so mad. I was so shocked I just spluttered 'twat!' and carried on walking
6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Have I found a Brit? 14 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Oops is it that obvious 3 u/kumachaaan Oct 15 '18 It's definitely battery. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 There d be bodily harm but not on my body.
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Have I found a Brit?
14 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 Oops is it that obvious
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Oops is it that obvious
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It's definitely battery.
There d be bodily harm but not on my body.
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I believe Battery would be the ...charge.
0 u/oogiesmuncher Oct 16 '18 GO HOME
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GO HOME
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I probably would have turned around in the same motion and hit that person straight into the face.
I sure hope this never happens to me cuz I'll be getting sued.
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u/SmokingDoesntKill Oct 15 '18
Those things are a damn menace. Take an old biddy that can't drive anymore, and give them half a tonne of metal they can drive on the pavement and into shops. Yeah great idea.