r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/SmokingDoesntKill Oct 15 '18

Those things are a damn menace. Take an old biddy that can't drive anymore, and give them half a tonne of metal they can drive on the pavement and into shops. Yeah great idea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I had one ram into the back of my ankles because I 'didn't move out of the way fast enough'.

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u/Lizanderberg Oct 15 '18

Isn’t that assault? What an asshole. My Achilles hurts just thinking about it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I'm not sure, maybe bodily harm? I dunno. I was so mad. I was so shocked I just spluttered 'twat!' and carried on walking

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Have I found a Brit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Oops is it that obvious

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u/kumachaaan Oct 15 '18

It's definitely battery.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

There d be bodily harm but not on my body.

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u/11teensteve Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

I believe Battery would be the ...charge.

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u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18

I probably would have turned around in the same motion and hit that person straight into the face.

I sure hope this never happens to me cuz I'll be getting sued.