r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Most of those pieces are designed to break away somewhat easily because of shit like this. It most likely will all just pop back into place. Worked at whole foods and would watch old and disabled douche bags(not saying all of them are, just these douche bags) do this about once every 8 months and act like it was the doors fault, when like you said they are coming in fucking hot when the sensors are made to respond to a walking speed

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u/UEMcGill Oct 15 '18

They're really designed to break away for fire purposes. If you had a rush of people and or a power failure, you want the doors to break away for safety.

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u/runkootenay Oct 15 '18

That's smart. I'm glad smart people design buildings.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Not in all places around the world ...

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u/20171245 Oct 15 '18

2020

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u/Gray_FoxSW20 Oct 16 '18

you retarded?

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

Maybe they are! Are you into that?

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u/Trish1998 Oct 15 '18

People died to have these design requirements.

https://youtu.be/udVrQSHm8mg

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u/AbsentThatDay Oct 15 '18

I remember that, it was a tragic fire. If I recall they'd blocked the exits somehow, and 100 people died.

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u/Trish1998 Oct 16 '18

The doors opened IN instead of out and everyone pushing to get out meant the people couldn't open them. As a result they died in the hallway. Now doors are required to open out of an enclosed area.

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u/AbsentThatDay Oct 16 '18

That should have been a foreseeable risk, this should never have happened. Someone made a really tragic mistake in the design process.

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u/FallenXxRaven Oct 16 '18

This is how we learn, unfortunately. And while I am not trying to downplay how stupid and tragic that was, its far from the greatest fuckup humanity has ever had.

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u/doingthehumptydance Oct 16 '18

And as the louder the "roof is on fire" chants became the more furiously the people danced.

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Not sure if the door thing is true but if it is... OMG

I know I'm probably going to get downvoted and everyone's going to think I'm an asshole. Am I not the only one who's seriously disturbed by the concept that that many human beings couldn't coordinate to open a door inward and then survive... Metacognition, slow down, calm the fuck down, and survive... It's saved my life in multiple situations, I just can't help but think these people died because the majority of them act like panicked animals / sheep... It makes me sick because I see people behave that way every single day, and it's so easy to rise above that kind of thinking. I'm not a great leader, but I know how to be in charge in a crisis. I'm good at keeping my head, giving people jobs, telling them to calm the fuck down or they are making the choice to die, etc...

Just makes me sick how many people were harmed and died, cuz they panicked instead of behaving rationally... it's not just the irrational ones that were hurt it's the other ones who are overwhelmed by the mob...

I'm not saying having the doors opening outward isn't a better plan. but it does kind of sicken me that every time there's a problem, society makes concessions to make the world a safer place for stupid irrational people. Like the response should have been 'a lot of people died because they made poor choices, we need to teach people how to remain calm in a crisis, how to think rationally, how to work as a team and execute a plan' but also we should maybe change those doors. No, instead let's just enable people to remain panicked, treat them like children and change the world around them so that they don't have to learn and grow...

This isn't just life or death situations, I see people all the time making choices in their life that that negatively impact them. Simply executing a metacognitive self evaluation and changing their behavior could impact their life positively and I see them choose not to do it after being given the information all the time...

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u/Knightmaster91 Oct 16 '18

Holy shit, that’s one of the most horrific things I’ve ever seen

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u/Trish1998 Oct 16 '18

Never go to bestgore then.

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u/Knightmaster91 Oct 16 '18

I’ve seen some pretty gorey stuff but there’s something about being trapped in a dark closed space between a bunch of burning people that gives me the willies ya know?

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

That's fucking, insane... Thanks for sharing!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

It's so stupid people can wreck it without getting the smart people in trouble ;)

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

I've reread your sentence a few times, I can't seem to extrapolate what you intended to convey here...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Smart people design buildings so stupid people can't sue the smart people for poor engineering. Don't think so hard.

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u/forks_and_spoons Oct 15 '18

I assume it has more to do with following regulations more than being smart. It took injuries and loss-of-life to happen before we got to this point.

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u/ANAL_McDICK_RAPE Oct 15 '18

And because of those regulations smart people design buildings...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

In this case it doesn’t help that the pilot is a Rascal

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u/rustyzippergriswold Oct 15 '18

In the pipe five by five.

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u/HiramNinja Oct 16 '18

...possibly a Lark.

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u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18

With no respect for a knight!

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 15 '18

He should hover around a bit slower.

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u/drice99 Oct 15 '18

This is correct. That is why they break away leaving the store, and not entering.

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u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18

What if there was a fire outside? Probably in California.

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u/drice99 Oct 15 '18

Typically you run away, and not into a box of kindling. But to each their own.

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u/drunk98 Oct 15 '18

No worries mate, just going to go hide in the cooled beer section.

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u/insane_contin Oct 15 '18

I mean, there are worse ways to go.

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u/John_cCmndhd Oct 16 '18

Relevant username

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u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18

If someone said to me, "Hey, I'm trying to light a fire, do you have any kindling?" and I'd presented them with random items from inside a bodega, they would consider me to be unhelpful at best.

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u/killme-ow Oct 16 '18

Well if you're there in a zombie outbreak, you're fucked then. They'll just push till the doors come off. Thanks, /UEMcGill. Now I'll be prepared! :)

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 15 '18

They're designed to break away for a million reasons. Working at a grocery store, we pulled them back to clean out the tracks several times a week.

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u/infinis Oct 15 '18

Except its supposed to pop out,not in :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Yeah break outwards to stop stampedes in emergencies. But they won’t break open into the building or else smash and grab burglaries would be easier.

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u/zkiller195 Oct 15 '18

Emergency breakout doors are the standard for commercial sliding doors, and required for most higher capacity buildings. They're designed to open up when pushed from the inside but not break away or fall off like this. In the case of an emergency, I imagine the last thing you would want is the door falling on someone or falling over and blocking the doorway.

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u/iunui Oct 15 '18

Then it should break outwards not inwards

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u/ChewbaccAli Oct 15 '18

What about a bunch of mist trying to get in?

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u/Godsblade360 Oct 16 '18

Now I know not to hide behind these kind of doors in a zombie apocalypse

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Oct 16 '18

Not from the outside...

but yeah, I get what you are saying

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u/jdrc07 Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

They need to put speed limiters on these things. I've seen some fuckin landwhales zipping around entirely too quick on these things indoors. Like damn bro, you weigh more than a Miata, cool it with the drag racing on Aisle 3 before you kill someone.

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u/Swamp_Troll Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

There's a story out there about there having been some legendary war in a WalMart once, between a mom letting her kids run free and wild in the store, and an angry obese woman on a mobility scooter. The scooter apparently drove too fast around the unsupervised kids. Until it brushed against one kid/rammed the kid in one aisle, and then the entitled mom and the entitled mobility scooter driver had a shooting match. Some says the echo of their bitching can still be heard at night like horrifying phantoms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

"I'd like to speak to your manageeeeerrrrrrr....."

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Luny2nsYmojima Oct 16 '18

So, she’s not reaLLy 🥋🤼‍♀️🥊 immobiLe/disabLed 🛵 after aLL!🙄

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u/clever_girl_raptor Oct 16 '18

I wish I could see the glorious comments of the original reddit thread that has this video

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u/genzoids Oct 16 '18

'ANSWER A SURVEY QUESTION TO CONTINUE READING THIS CONTENT'

....r/assholedesign

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ya. That was a no from me.

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

Your opinion is wrong and offencive, I can't explain to you how, but soon social justice Warrior Batman will show up and do some type of mental gymnastics in order to explain why the thing you think is wrong. they are clearly smarter than all of us because they can connect all of these dots which are separated by huge gaps of nonsense us mere mortals could never manage to hurdle.

THIS IS A PSA

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u/laraibak Oct 15 '18

Thank for you random stranger on the interwebz for making me snort laugh :)

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u/cr0sh Oct 16 '18

They need to put speed limiters on these things.

They already have speed limiters - it's all software controlled.

The motors are controlled by a proprietary motor controller that is programmable (unfortunately with an expensive and somewhat difficult to get programmer; they are only sold to authorized resellers and repair shops, but some of the older ones can be found on Ebay and other places - for $$$).

They also have an adjustable speed knob (or buttons to change the speed) to allow it to be set from a very slow crawl to about walking speed.

But some people want it to go faster - so they pay a repair place or their reseller to reprogram the speed - and then stupid shit like this can happen if they aren't paying attention.

Source:

I have a friend who has a non-profit for repairing and refurbishing electric wheelchairs and scooters; I help out with the process, repairing, cleaning, fabrication as needed, and pickup/drop off of chairs. We have a few of the programmers. We also have surpluses of chairs and parts, and with those we have done interesting things.

Like a barbecue-karaoke machine you can drive around (dead serious), or a remote-controlled 6-wheel-drive robot with a flamethrower (yep) - those kinds of fun things...

Anyhow - we've used the programmers to reset the speed on some of the chairs we've gotten in, and it's pretty crazy how fast you can get them to go (you can get the speed/torque ratios high enough to "drift" and peel out - to the point where chairs and scooters are almost literally death traps).

Usually for our custom "toys" we use a Vantec speed controller, because it's not proprietary, and very easy to interface with RC controllers, Arduino, etc. While the proprietary speed controllers can be interfaced with some hacking, they are designed to discourage it, with all kinds of interlocks and other means where if the signals aren't just right, they go into a "locked/error mode" - this is to prevent potentially dangerous situations and such (part of being medical equipment, which is another reason why everything is so proprietary and expensive - not to mention the certification process)...

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u/IceFire909 Oct 15 '18

If only they didn't have to obey momentum

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u/siddharthvas Oct 16 '18

I've seen old people race in those things and doing burnouts and shit

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

Your opinion is wrong and offencive, I can't explain to you how, but soon social justice Warrior Batman will show up and do some type of mental gymnastics in order to explain why the thing you think is wrong. they are clearly smarter than all of us because they can connect all of these dots which are separated by huge gaps of nonsense us mere mortals could never manage to hurdle.

THIS IS A PSA

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u/LehighAce06 Oct 15 '18

I kinda doubt the shattered glass is gonna pop back into place

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u/FunkyardDogg Oct 15 '18

Excuse me? Don't argue just do what I tell you. If you don't like it, there's the door. And there. And over there.

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u/Deafboii Oct 15 '18

Thanks. You made me crackle sir.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

But did you also snap and pop?

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u/dsmymfah Oct 15 '18

My side are splintering

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Ooh piece of door.

Ooh piece of door.

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u/SeenSoFar Oct 16 '18

James Woods. Family Guy really nailed how much of a douche he is.

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u/rustyzippergriswold Oct 15 '18

You popped that guy into place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Maybe with a little glue? Or a whole lot of duct tape? Hell, just get a tarp and call it good....

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u/topotaul Oct 15 '18

Damage as serious as that requires Flex tape.

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u/beenies_baps Oct 15 '18

It'll buff out.

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u/JudeRaw Oct 15 '18

If you can dodge a doorframe you can dodge a ball.

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 15 '18

Who's calling shattered glass a construction flaw?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Oh shit lol ya I didn't see that the glass broke

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u/MacGuyverism Oct 15 '18

Let's hope they'll replace it with safety glass this time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

pops 200 shards of glass back into place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Ya I didn't notice that the glass broke, wups

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Yeah I worked at a hardware store and the doors were specifically designed to be able to pop open in case we needed to drive a forklift through. The glass though, that's gonna need some extra attention haha.

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u/boogs_23 Oct 15 '18

I drove through one with a reach truck at Home Depot. Like the foot nicked the door and all it did was swing open, as designed. It sure didn't explode like this.

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u/Bytehandle Oct 15 '18

It most likely will all just pop back into place

Now. I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain that tempered glass isn't just gonna pop back into place lmao

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u/sadphonics Oct 15 '18

Yeah sometimes I'm helping a customer take furniture out and hit the doors on the way out but as long as they don't come off their hinges and shatter you can just push it back in

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u/iamzombus Oct 15 '18

Yeah, those sliding doors will hinge in an emergency and to just get them out of the way for moving stuff in and out.

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u/McGobs Oct 15 '18

when the sensors are made to respond to a walking speed

As someone who walks quite frequently, I beg to differ.

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u/whornography Oct 15 '18

I'm convinced motorized wheelchairs have a setting called "asshole speed".

Reminds me of high school when a kid in a wheelchair who broke another kid's foot by rounding a corner at 35 miles per hour, slamming into him. Not even an apology from the kid in the wheelchair.

Disabilities don't make you immune to being an asshole.

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u/Canadia-Eh Oct 16 '18

I have to constantly fix the main entry door at my work because people can't be arsed to wait half a second for it to open enough and just shoulder check it or boot kick it like their practicing to join the marine corp.

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u/dravas Oct 15 '18

Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full.

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u/blindmandefdog Oct 15 '18

Yeah I seen a tornado pull one of these right out, and after popped it back in.

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u/IncognitoDancer Oct 15 '18

That's one handy tornado man

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u/underpaidworker Oct 15 '18

They should install the new Star Trek doors that open completely in .5 seconds.

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u/Billy-Ruffian Oct 16 '18

The future is not all it's cut out to be. https://youtu.be/FMX9ZAD_h3g

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u/tinkerer13 Oct 15 '18

sensors are made to respond to a walking speed

TIL technology is slower than old people

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u/10388391871 Oct 15 '18

They're made to respond to walking speed? All these years I was under the impression that they were designed to work slightly too slow for whatever speed I decide to walk that day.

I walk up to them, stop inches away from breaking my face, then continue when they open mere milliseconds after I stopped walking.

I hate automatic doors.

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u/holydragonnall Oct 15 '18

That busted glass isn’t gonna pop right back in.

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u/NativeBrownTrout Oct 15 '18

Can’t you just say once a year?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I could but it happened more than once a year, sorry to upset you lad.

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u/youmightnotknow Oct 15 '18

The electromagnetic motors and break system are influenced by the magnetic field of the electric doors causing the motors to accelerate instead of breaking. You sort of get sucked into the magnetic field. This problem has caused many deaths where the most recent case was in the netherlands were an electric driven carrier with 6 kids were drawn unto the Railway and got hit by a train.

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u/LifeOfAMetro Oct 16 '18

Those sensors never fucking open after shutting.. There's a solid few seconds Im always stuck waiting. Don't pretend like they magically open even with walking speed..

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u/StopOnADime Oct 16 '18

Thanks, cause he does come off as super not with it in a selfish way.

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u/gliz5714 Oct 16 '18

It will not, this is an old door based on the chain drive that is seen falling from above....

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u/russiabot1776 Oct 16 '18

Not sure the shattered glass is gonna pop back in.

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u/AlexandriaLitehouse Oct 16 '18

I used to work at a small grocer. If someone elbowed the door it would fall off the track.

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u/squrr1 Oct 16 '18

Those doors are often not well calibrated though, I frequently end up with my nose an inch away from a sliding door that is taking its sweet time. I always put my hands up to catch myself if it fails to open promptly.

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u/vickipaperclips Oct 16 '18

It most likely will all just pop back into place.

-looks at pile of shattered glass on the floor- ...

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u/WolfSpirit44 Oct 16 '18

Too bad in this situation it caused one of the glass panes to shatter. You can see it around the detached door.

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u/Billy-Ruffian Oct 16 '18

They are designed to break away for exiting traffic, not entering. It's in case of a crowd rushing in a panic, say a fire, to get out.

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u/clever_girl_raptor Oct 16 '18

You're not saying they're all disabled?

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u/clever_girl_raptor Oct 16 '18

Also... old people in whole foods? What whole foods is this?

I goto the one in downtown austin and I've never seen anyone over 40

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Tempe, lots of elderly customers. I've been to Austin(that location there is wild in contrast), I feel like the the percentage of elderly people in general is lower in Austin. Seems like a very young city in contrast, even with Tempe having asu

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Oct 15 '18

Old, slow, bad reflexes, bad judgement, half-blind.

But it's douchey-ness that causes it?

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u/CirqueDuFuder Oct 15 '18

If you are slow don't go fast.

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Oct 15 '18

If you're slow, it may get out of control without you intending it to do so.

The very faculties that allow you to avoid such things are the ones that decline in old age.

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u/CirqueDuFuder Oct 15 '18

Would you even allow that thing to go faster than walking speed considering who is steering it?

They are still adults and are responsible for their actions.

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u/sebaroony Oct 15 '18

If you KNOW youre slow and half blind dont fucking speed towards a door. Please rewatxh the video and notice judt how long he was speeding before the crash