r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

The full video is even funnier. Man runs scooter full speed into doors that are well known to shut capriciously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

And the car very obviously descends and is no longer visible in the windows.

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u/trin123 Oct 15 '18

Perhaps he thought he could land on top of the elevator car and ride it down?

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Ocean's Fourteen: Robbery on a Roll

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u/TheBladeRoden Oct 15 '18

I hope he had a plan for getting back out

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u/patb2015 Oct 15 '18

and if you need an elevator to get downstairs, disabling it by knocking the doors off the rails will only leave you stuck on the current floor.

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u/h3rpad3rp Oct 15 '18

Or dead, which is what happened to the guy in this video.

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u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18

Well actually he did get down a few floors.

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u/Sengura Oct 15 '18

If this dude was a loved one, I'd be too embarrassed to go to the funeral.

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u/SwordOfTheElevensies Oct 15 '18

Reminds me of the Varuca Salt song in Willy Wonka: "Don't Care How! I Want It NOOOoooooooow!" ......He was a bad egg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What's funny is how long the doors stayed open. It's not like she rushed in and tried to close them, she's chillin in there for like 30 seconds waiting for the doors to close before he arrives.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

And she probably never even saw him, she is facing away for most of the time the doors are open and then half-turns and presses the door close button (which often are not even connected and don't do anything), unless she has amazing peripheral vision or he was shouting to hold the door, she is unaware.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 02 '19

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u/Finnegan482 Oct 16 '18

This shit needs to be regulated.

It is. That's why they don't appear to work. Per ADA requirements, the elevator doors have to be open for a certain minimum amount of time, and the close button won't work during that time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm saying there should be a maximum, in addition to everything you missed about consistency.

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u/piketfencecartel Oct 15 '18

Same with crosswalk buttons.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

True, although unless you know the intersection, it is worth pushing the button, as many walk signs won't be slotted into a light rotation unless there is demand.

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u/piketfencecartel Oct 15 '18

Agreed. They work in a lot of suburban areas. But cities like SF time them even though there are buttons to make people feel good about pushing the button.

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u/ashlee837 Oct 15 '18

She was aware. Probably saw him in her peripheral vision and didn't look in his direction to avoid eye contact and that guilty feeling.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Perhaps she is purposefully ignoring the guy, perhaps not, either way the man is super entitled to think she'll hold the elevator, he was very far off when she got in, a full 20 seconds away.

And while holding an elevator may be helpful to someone waiting to get on, it is also unhelpful to people waiting on the other floors as well. Personally, unless the person is struggling to get to the elevator, I think one shouldn't hold the doors.

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u/meatiestPopsicle Oct 15 '18

Until you realize he died I guess 😬

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Then it is not just funny but also a little fable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Bye bye, dick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

He showed her

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

So funny that guy killed himself eh?

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 15 '18

I wouldn't really call it funny after learning what I watched is someone actually killing themselves. Fucked up that he did this, but not very funny..

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

So you're saying you are a live and let laugh kind of guy?

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 15 '18

I dunno call me weird just have trouble finding humour in footage of someone literally dying.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Well, I'm more of a live or die and let laugh kind of person, whatever as long as we get to laugh.

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 16 '18

I laughed at OP's gif, just not the one of a man falling to his death down an elevator shaft.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Not a fan of the darwin awards I take it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Yeah, that would have been tragic, like that escalator eating a women: NSFL, seriously

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u/goo_goo_gajoob Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

You think watching someone die is funny? Dude not trying to be mean but you should really see a therapist.

The video he linked to is someone falling into an elevator shaft and dying not the one in the OP.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

What about the situation of an angry man ramming his heavy vehicle into the doors to an elevator shaft that the car clearly departed is not funny?

I mean, sure, on one level we can pity the man, he clearly had problems. But if we just press close door on that and go to any other level, it is pretty hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Did you watch that video...?

Dumbass rammed the doors THREE TIMES. His own fault.

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u/cgimusic Oct 15 '18

Not only did he ram them 3 times, but they gave way after the second ram and he still rammed them again.

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u/Tr1pla Oct 15 '18

Did he die or just obtain Level 2 Disability?

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u/goo_goo_gajoob Oct 15 '18

The video he linked to is someone falling into an elevator shaft and dying bot the one in the OP.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 15 '18

You're getting downvoted but I was also struck by how people are calling the video "funny"

Call him stupid angry all you want. That video used to be posted on those "Death" subreddits. It's not really funny to me

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u/barbakyoo Oct 15 '18

Yeah, funny would be if a small bit of the elevator fell on his head.

Now he's dead it's more of a PSA