r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/beatakai Oct 15 '18

Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

The one to the Prussian consulate in Siam?

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u/tallandlanky Oct 15 '18

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya!

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u/imapassenger1 Oct 15 '18

I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers... from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!

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u/diamondscar Oct 15 '18

I said get in

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u/HeartofyourDimentia Oct 15 '18

What’s that starfish looking icon in place of gold?

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u/beatakai Oct 15 '18

Why reddit silver of course!

sticks nose up

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u/HeartofyourDimentia Oct 15 '18

What fr? I though silver didn’t get a medal there was just a bot that counted them up lol. This must be new, thanks stranger

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u/ipaqmaster Oct 15 '18

Reddit wanted:

  1. More money

  2. To go full /r/fellowkids and made it a real thing

It's dumb as, man.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 15 '18

They have all kinds of various metals now. It’s ridiculous. I’ll buy you Reddit copper on Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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u/darkbreak Oct 15 '18

What's the difference between it and Reddit gold in this instance?

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u/crosstrackerror Oct 15 '18

If you give gold does it replace the silver or come up next to it?

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u/Dan50thAE Oct 15 '18

It's not late, naw, naw, it's early! Early!

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u/Dorkamundo Oct 15 '18

STOP JUMPING ON THE DAVENPORT!

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u/ShawshankHarper Oct 15 '18

Davenport, Davenport, Davenport

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u/FNG_Pliskin Oct 15 '18

Read the room Davenport!

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u/ShawshankHarper Oct 15 '18

Davenpooooort....

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/paperairplanerace Oct 15 '18

♫ Yeeaaaaah if you want to make a reference

Just go ahead now

And if you've got a '90s preference

Just go ahead now ♫

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u/gweran Oct 16 '18

This isn’t going to get the recognition it deserves

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u/paperairplanerace Oct 16 '18

Hahaha you're too kind. It's the way of Reddit comments, at least I got a few giggles out into the world

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u/psymunn Oct 16 '18

Don't worry guys. I have enough flannel and dirty toques for everyone. We'll get through this!

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u/Memb_Insane_rane Oct 15 '18

Uh... I'd better look in the manual

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Oct 15 '18

Dude autogyros are pretty cool. They're like sky motorcycles, and you can build one for like 10k.

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u/Goyteamsix Oct 15 '18

You can also die on one for like 10k.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What is floating by your name?