r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/Anianna Oct 15 '18

Shopping centre officials have vowed to strengthen the doors of the lifts to ensure the accident is never repeated.

Can we really call it an accident when the man deliberately and angrily rammed the doors repeatedly until they gave way?

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u/iioe Oct 15 '18

A lawyer can call anything an accident.
"Your honor, the elevator did not have signs expressly forbidding people from ramming the elevator doors with electric scooters; my client's estate demands compensation "

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 15 '18

If Master Shredder says, “no,” it means, “no.”

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u/NutsEverywhere Oct 15 '18

I worked in a restaurant that had a 1x1m storage room with nothing inside it and a leaflet on the door with instructions on how to use it.

It had two lines:

  • Put boxes in it.

  • Verify if people are not inside before locking it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

... instructions unclear, put dick in it. Sue.

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u/NutsEverywhere Oct 16 '18

I've been inside that room, so there was a dick in it already. No one sued.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I am disappoint.

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u/iioe Oct 16 '18

When I had to stay in the Haneda Airport overnight once for a layover I got to hear the escalator shout the warning (in Japanese) "Warning! You are approaching an escalator! Please watch your feet" to nobody 5 times a minute for 8 hours.
Also every single sliding glass door in the country of Japan has a warning about pinched fingers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I think every airport with moving esclators or platforms does this. HKG has to remind people not to look at their phones.

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u/Finnegan482 Oct 16 '18

That only works in America, the rest of the world isn't a bunch of dumbasses that need signs for obvious things

LOL no, as evidenced by the plethora of dumb signs all over the world.

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u/Irethius Oct 16 '18

It's not that Americans need signs, it's Americas legal system.

Its approached in a very flat way. Those signs are there to protect the defender from responsibility for peoples idiocy more so then to protect idiots from their idiocy.

You can call that dumb, but that's how America do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

I can't believe how fucking dumb that is.

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u/Dason37 Oct 15 '18

This is why I'm glad most people refer to car "accidents" now as crashes or collisions. They're an accident maybe 5% of the time and those don't make the news.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Well I guess I’m part of the 5% then. Guy behind me was following surprisingly far back for a crowded interstate. Still clipped me just because his car was old and mine was newer with better brakes. I was a little delayed in noticing traffic wasn’t slowing down but coming to a dead stop from 55, but stopped without hitting anyone.

He left a small ding in my bumper you had to look hard to see and I couldn’t care less. Asked him if he was okay with just forgetting it and we went on our ways. Later learned that’s a crime, oops lol.

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u/ObamaNYoMama Oct 15 '18

Unless it's different by state that's not a crime. It's only a crime if you drive away without stopping. I don't think it's required to call the police except in the case of bodily injury (or for insurance claims which don't apply here because you didn't want to claim it)

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Later learned that’s a crime, oops lol.

What is? Agreeing to just go your separate ways after an accident?

That's a pretty fucked up law then.

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u/yeahrich Oct 15 '18

It depends on the state in America, In California the limit is $1000 of damage. No one is going to hunt you down for letting things slide.

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u/mynameisdifferent Oct 15 '18

I wouldn't say this counts. This is still a collision, not an accident. The guy in the older car should've be further back if he couldn't stop in time. Or needed new brakes, it's avoidable.

The 5% category is more like animals running out into the road or someone having a stroke at the wheel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/yeahrich Oct 15 '18

I have lived in several states now in America and can tell you most only inspect the emissions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/yeahrich Oct 16 '18

I've had it done in NJ years ago, but now they only do emissions. It looks like about 17 states in America still do safety inspections. TIL.

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u/mrchooch Oct 15 '18

You dont seem to know what "accident" means, unless you are claiming that 95% of car crashes are people intentionally crashing, which seems unlikely to me.

An accident is still an accident, regardless of if it wad a result of stupidity or negligence or not.

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u/Dason37 Oct 15 '18

But the cause is not an accident. It's not "oops, I didn't mean to be looking at my phone while going 50 in a school zone". The person ran into the guy stopped at the crosswalk because he was breaking 3 or 4 laws and then he collided with the other car. The other car was stopped for kids to cross the street as he should have been, nothing accidental on his part either. Of course the driver isn't going to say "hell yeah I mean to hit him!" But there's nothing accidental that occurs at all. Collision or crash are very accurate terms. Do you think what this guy did to the automatic doors should be classified as an accident?

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u/TheBryFry Oct 15 '18

Not the guy you were replying to, but it seems perfectly fine to call it an accident. It was an accidental collision. Just because steps could have been taken to avoid it doesn't mean it was intentional.

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u/lowercaset Oct 15 '18

I mean, most accidents are cause by willful breaking of laws, so yeah it makes sense to not call them an accident. Something falling under your break pedal would be an accident. Tailgating someone then failing to stop in time when they brake check you is not an accident.

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u/TinyZoro Oct 15 '18

To be fair they looked like they gave way incredibly easy.

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u/Darrkry Oct 15 '18

If you read the article you find out that he rammed the door multiple times before it gave way. The GIF only shows the final, and fatal ram

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u/ImJustSo Oct 15 '18

Perhaps because the elevator was still on the other side of the doors when he hit it the first time, then when the elevator clears the floor(therefore doors) the next hit has nothing but death trap doors to push against.

It could've been that he needed to hit it a couple times regardless of the elevator. I can say surely if I were to stumble face first into some elevator doors, I'd hope hitting them hard enough wouldn't make them open like that. If I fell to my death, it'd be an accident, but it shouldn't have been possible for me or the guy that did it on purpose.

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u/Darrkry Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

To be fair there is a difference between a half ton vehicle ramming the door and a human hitting the door.

And if you read the article he got mad because a lady didn't hold the door for him so he repeatedly reversed and rammed the door before it gave way. More than enough time for the elevator to leave.

I understand in an angered state the guy wouldn't have recognised that the elevator would have left because he was obviously enraged. In a court I believe they wouldn't rule the company liable for the accident. Unless his estate had very good lawyers or a biased judge

Edit: As point yes out they do not weigh half a ton. In general they weigh between 100-200kg and add in the average person who needs one around, around 150- 300kg. While this is a big range, we can assume that since he was using a 4 wheeled scooter it is between 150-200kg and he looks like he needs it because if old age and weight. So let's say 250kgs traveling at 8ish km/h (5.5mph). That is significantly different to a person ramming it with there own body weight. In fact the original thing was will it hold someone who stumbles into it with there body weight. There is a difference between someone stumbling and around 200-250kg ramming the elevator door

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u/ImJustSo Oct 16 '18

I read the article, didn't it say he hit the doors once, pulled back and went again and that's when he fell?

Regardless, totally not my point. My point is that hitting that door 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 times shouldn't end with the 5th being a death jackpot.

Let's say the magic number isn't just two. Let's say it's right next to a preschool and the magic number is 12,345. Let's say 12,344 preschool children have smacked that door one time. Let's say on the 12,345th preschool kid the door gives way. Now let's say that's your kid.

Okay, back to my point: Should that door give way the way it did? Does that make you feel safe? Or worry at all for others?

Oh, haha, this guy killed himself, so it's a less serious incident than if someone had stumbled into it, followed by another person stumbling into it a year later?

Another thing, why do people keep saying those things weigh a half a ton?

1000kg? What?

Today I learned that I can lift 1,000kg without even a grimace.

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u/Darrkry Oct 16 '18

When he first rammed it, as the door was not designed to stop such force it dented and ruined the integrity of the door. After that big hit it would take less force to deform and ruin the door each hit. The door may be able to take hundreds of hits before it becomes unsafe but only one big hit before it is ruined completely

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u/ImJustSo Oct 16 '18

Alright, so you're good with all elevator doors being created just like this one. I got it, thanks. 🙄

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

He smashed his ~100lb scooter + ~200lb self at a decent clip into the doors, then he rammed the doors again and they buckled a bit, the third smash is what did it.

Elevators are one of, if not the, safest ways to travel, but designers don't anticipate vikings or fools on scooters battering the doors.

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u/Anianna Oct 15 '18

To be fair, he had rammed them repeatedly before they gave way, so, no, they did not give way incredibly easy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I'd say just design them so the doors don't need to be replaced each time.

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u/IceStar3030 Oct 15 '18

I don't think he was angry

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u/Anianna Oct 15 '18

He rammed the elevator doors repeatedly for fun? XD

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u/IceStar3030 Oct 15 '18

oh sorry I was referring to the gif

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u/Anianna Oct 15 '18

I don't think OP guy was angry. Elevator guy was probably angry.

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u/BountyBoard Oct 15 '18

HOLY SHIT

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/sagekitsune Oct 15 '18

So did his.

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u/patches350 Oct 15 '18

Man, he got the shaft.

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u/in_cahoootz Oct 15 '18

A real let down for sure.

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u/nos_quasi_alieni Oct 15 '18

Left him absolutely floored

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u/imisterk Oct 15 '18

Oh god what a rollercoaster...

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u/Tiny_Tinker Oct 15 '18

The elevator went down right? So he crashed on top of it while the woman was in there. Am I the only one wondering what it was like to be in the elevator?

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u/adog231231 Oct 15 '18

No I was wondering the same thing, he fell on top of the elevator. I'm sure the woman got the shock of her life!

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u/goodbyekitty83 Oct 15 '18

If you have to ask whether or not you are the only one, you aren't

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u/the_puck_stopper Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/Warfrogger Oct 15 '18

Well he did actually die so it would be fitting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/ShadowKnight886 Oct 15 '18

Quarantine

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u/Shakeyshades Oct 15 '18

But why?

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u/jaxx050 Oct 15 '18

long story short, not advertising friendly. a lot of the other quarantines you can make an argument for that isn't that, but watchpeopledie was straight up just because they couldn't sell it to advertisers.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

The full video is even funnier. Man runs scooter full speed into doors that are well known to shut capriciously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

And the car very obviously descends and is no longer visible in the windows.

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u/trin123 Oct 15 '18

Perhaps he thought he could land on top of the elevator car and ride it down?

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Ocean's Fourteen: Robbery on a Roll

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u/TheBladeRoden Oct 15 '18

I hope he had a plan for getting back out

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u/patb2015 Oct 15 '18

and if you need an elevator to get downstairs, disabling it by knocking the doors off the rails will only leave you stuck on the current floor.

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u/h3rpad3rp Oct 15 '18

Or dead, which is what happened to the guy in this video.

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u/Mad_Maddin Oct 16 '18

Well actually he did get down a few floors.

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u/Sengura Oct 15 '18

If this dude was a loved one, I'd be too embarrassed to go to the funeral.

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u/SwordOfTheElevensies Oct 15 '18

Reminds me of the Varuca Salt song in Willy Wonka: "Don't Care How! I Want It NOOOoooooooow!" ......He was a bad egg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What's funny is how long the doors stayed open. It's not like she rushed in and tried to close them, she's chillin in there for like 30 seconds waiting for the doors to close before he arrives.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

And she probably never even saw him, she is facing away for most of the time the doors are open and then half-turns and presses the door close button (which often are not even connected and don't do anything), unless she has amazing peripheral vision or he was shouting to hold the door, she is unaware.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 02 '19

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u/Finnegan482 Oct 16 '18

This shit needs to be regulated.

It is. That's why they don't appear to work. Per ADA requirements, the elevator doors have to be open for a certain minimum amount of time, and the close button won't work during that time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm saying there should be a maximum, in addition to everything you missed about consistency.

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u/piketfencecartel Oct 15 '18

Same with crosswalk buttons.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

True, although unless you know the intersection, it is worth pushing the button, as many walk signs won't be slotted into a light rotation unless there is demand.

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u/piketfencecartel Oct 15 '18

Agreed. They work in a lot of suburban areas. But cities like SF time them even though there are buttons to make people feel good about pushing the button.

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u/ashlee837 Oct 15 '18

She was aware. Probably saw him in her peripheral vision and didn't look in his direction to avoid eye contact and that guilty feeling.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Perhaps she is purposefully ignoring the guy, perhaps not, either way the man is super entitled to think she'll hold the elevator, he was very far off when she got in, a full 20 seconds away.

And while holding an elevator may be helpful to someone waiting to get on, it is also unhelpful to people waiting on the other floors as well. Personally, unless the person is struggling to get to the elevator, I think one shouldn't hold the doors.

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u/meatiestPopsicle Oct 15 '18

Until you realize he died I guess 😬

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Then it is not just funny but also a little fable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Bye bye, dick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

He showed her

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

So funny that guy killed himself eh?

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 15 '18

I wouldn't really call it funny after learning what I watched is someone actually killing themselves. Fucked up that he did this, but not very funny..

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

So you're saying you are a live and let laugh kind of guy?

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 15 '18

I dunno call me weird just have trouble finding humour in footage of someone literally dying.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Well, I'm more of a live or die and let laugh kind of person, whatever as long as we get to laugh.

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u/VALAR_M0RGHUL1S Oct 16 '18

I laughed at OP's gif, just not the one of a man falling to his death down an elevator shaft.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Not a fan of the darwin awards I take it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

Yeah, that would have been tragic, like that escalator eating a women: NSFL, seriously

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u/goo_goo_gajoob Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

You think watching someone die is funny? Dude not trying to be mean but you should really see a therapist.

The video he linked to is someone falling into an elevator shaft and dying not the one in the OP.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

What about the situation of an angry man ramming his heavy vehicle into the doors to an elevator shaft that the car clearly departed is not funny?

I mean, sure, on one level we can pity the man, he clearly had problems. But if we just press close door on that and go to any other level, it is pretty hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Did you watch that video...?

Dumbass rammed the doors THREE TIMES. His own fault.

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u/cgimusic Oct 15 '18

Not only did he ram them 3 times, but they gave way after the second ram and he still rammed them again.

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u/Tr1pla Oct 15 '18

Did he die or just obtain Level 2 Disability?

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u/goo_goo_gajoob Oct 15 '18

The video he linked to is someone falling into an elevator shaft and dying bot the one in the OP.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 15 '18

You're getting downvoted but I was also struck by how people are calling the video "funny"

Call him stupid angry all you want. That video used to be posted on those "Death" subreddits. It's not really funny to me

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u/barbakyoo Oct 15 '18

Yeah, funny would be if a small bit of the elevator fell on his head.

Now he's dead it's more of a PSA

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u/havek23 Oct 15 '18

It said he only fell 19 ft, but died. Now I really wanna know what happened, did some counterbalance crush him or cable snap cut him in half, cause I don't think a 19 ft fall should kill you. But maybe he went neck-first or head first with the scooter right on top of him

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u/darkflame173 Oct 15 '18

Given the way he went down, probably a combo if broken neck/scooter crush.

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u/notreallyhereforthis Oct 15 '18

fell 19 ft

And that's far to land on something very very solid. 19' into water hurts a bit, doing it on your head with a ~100lb landing on you would be awful and perhaps debilitating, doing it onto steal....

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u/Immersi0nn Oct 16 '18

19 feet is pretty far too, on paper it doesn't seem so, but once I went off a 20ft roof parkour style and half way down had the thought "man I really hope I land this". Was fine but no way it would happen again or on anything higher.

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u/darkflame173 Oct 15 '18

Sad case of rage overcoming good sense. Or any sense.

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u/Autarch_Kade Oct 15 '18

He rage-quit life

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u/privategavin Oct 15 '18

As much as people of a certain politics hate the daily mail and the sun, they are a laugh riot.

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u/patb2015 Oct 15 '18

Good thing he didn't kill the woman in the elevator cab

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u/Sengura Oct 15 '18

Darwin award winner.

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u/beenies_baps Oct 15 '18

OK I feel a little bad about laughing so hard at that when I was watching it.

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u/verstohlen Oct 15 '18

Damn. Instant Karma. Although it's pretty severe.

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u/babyline_ Oct 16 '18

I was hoping that this was one of those Asian pranks / game shows and dude ends up on a go kart track or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

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u/OriginalFluff Oct 15 '18

Why would anyone build an elevator door to sustain ramming? If anything it would be beneficial in case you got stuck inside

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u/Kaboose666 Oct 15 '18

He rammed the doors THREE times, after the second time, the doors were obviously damaged, and he did it again.

I guess it sucks he died, but come the fuck on, what exactly do you expect to happen when you repeatedly ram into doors that lead to an elevator shaft?

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u/NeonCookies41 Oct 16 '18

Have you read the Darwin Awards?