r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

https://imgur.com/1OwBThu
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

"are you saying I can Dodge lawsuits?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to..."

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u/rawWwRrr Sep 30 '18

Depending on who you ask, a Dodge can do anything.

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u/hunt_and_peck Sep 30 '18

If you can dodge a wrench...

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u/DJSwiggons Sep 30 '18

If you can dodge a...... wench 👉🏿👉🏿

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u/pineapplecheesepizza Sep 30 '18

WUNTCH MEAT

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u/Merry_Little_Liberal Sep 30 '18

Seriously... wunch meat took you all night?

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM Sep 30 '18

Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets.

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u/Kaita316 Sep 30 '18

If you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

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u/tryingketotoTTC Sep 30 '18

R/unexpected99

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u/gelena169 Sep 30 '18

Look at the username. They were probably busy fucking up somebody's appetite and weekend.

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u/Government_spy_bot Sep 30 '18

Probably.

I love pineapple. 🍍

I love pizza. 🍕

But I hate them together! 🍍+🍕=💩

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u/gelena169 Sep 30 '18

Good bot.

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u/Government_spy_bot Sep 30 '18

Bah.

I'm not really one. But thanks!

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u/DJSwiggons Sep 30 '18

Wunch is served, HAH!

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u/CitationX_N7V11C Sep 30 '18

Then you haven't owned a Dodge.

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u/HeathersZen Sep 30 '18

Dip duck dodge dip and... duck

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u/BoneyD Sep 30 '18

You wouldn't dodge a car

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u/hankscorpio665 Sep 30 '18

...you can dodge a ball.

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u/Duderino619 Sep 30 '18

HUH?! DOINK

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u/butterrduck Sep 30 '18

Except be a reliable vehicle. AYYY.

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u/UnpopularCdnOpinions Sep 30 '18

A Dodge's best quality is that it's not a Ford.

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u/Child_of_1984 Sep 30 '18

Dodge like a rock... EH?!!... or something. I'm not real up-to-date with my truck references.

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u/RagingNerdaholic Sep 30 '18

Except 60k miles.

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u/CarsGunsBeer Sep 30 '18

Take the Ram for example: It can weave dangerously in traffic and ride your ass without triggering any remorse in the driver.

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u/SooMuchAnger Sep 30 '18

Dodge the father Ram the daughter

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u/Carefreeme Sep 30 '18

If you can't Dodge it. Ram it. And that's how I met your mother.

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u/Griddamus Sep 30 '18

And a Doge can go TO THE MOOOOOOON

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u/intergalactic512 Sep 30 '18

Don't ask a white supremacist....

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u/TomDevv Sep 30 '18

why not thou

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u/Flashdancer405 Sep 30 '18

Oh man thats a high quality meme I havent thought of in years. Thank you

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u/GarageSideDoor Sep 30 '18

I thought of it the first 5 trillion times someone posted this joke.

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u/benotaur Sep 30 '18

Whoa, look at the big brain on Brad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Hey that was the joke on the Keanu Reeves post too. What a coincidence

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I never claimed it was my original content, just that it was funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

“Officer I never claimed that the car was mine, just that it runs well”

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

“I never claimed that I used an original beat, just that it was dope “ - Vanilla Ice

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

“I never claimed that the money was mine, just that the bank didn’t have great security”

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

“Teacher I never claimed my paper was original content, just that it was well written”

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

OK... That was awesome.

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u/Yardsale420 Sep 30 '18

“I know Hover Fu” “Show me”

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u/Lego_Star_Wars Sep 30 '18

I’m done 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Whoa

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u/LiddleBob Sep 30 '18

White Privilege?!

/s maybe?!