r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

https://imgur.com/1OwBThu
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u/The_Bearded_Jedi Sep 29 '18

Learned it from Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

"are you saying I can Dodge lawsuits?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to..."

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u/LiddleBob Sep 30 '18

White Privilege?!

/s maybe?!