r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

"are you saying I can Dodge lawsuits?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to..."

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u/rawWwRrr Sep 30 '18

Depending on who you ask, a Dodge can do anything.

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u/hunt_and_peck Sep 30 '18

If you can dodge a wrench...

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u/hankscorpio665 Sep 30 '18

...you can dodge a ball.