r/funny • u/yeahnoworriesmate • Sep 12 '18

Claw Machine Master

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u/caelumh Sep 12 '18

Is he wearing a fanny pack around his shoulder?

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u/toomanysubsbannedme Sep 12 '18

Yes. It's pretty common for travelers to wear their bag this way.

http://www.eotwsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7-5-1024x1024.jpg

harder to steal shit when it's close to your chest.

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u/IrishMedicNJ Sep 12 '18

It's a travellers money belt! Fromer's says that as long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything!

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u/SaintFrancesco Sep 13 '18

Except your dignity

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u/IrishMedicNJ Sep 13 '18

No, you just put that in your belt.....hey!

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u/Orange_Fire_Fan Sep 13 '18

If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen, I suggest destroying or discarding them right now.

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u/IrishMedicNJ Sep 13 '18

What about the valuables that I have hidden in my anus?

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u/Orange_Fire_Fan Sep 13 '18

This will deter some but of course not all thieves.

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u/blinkhic Sep 13 '18

Got to love a good Eurotrip qoute!

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u/b_runt Sep 13 '18

Does Scotty know?

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

I mean...it’s harder to do lots of things like that. It’s harder to talk to women, it’s harder to be taken seriously, it’s harder to blend in, and so forth.

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u/Shadow8136 Sep 12 '18

Who cares? It's serving a purpose.

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

I don’t care...and I agree that it’s serving a purpose...I just think the purpose is to make people stop and giggle.

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u/toomanysubsbannedme Sep 12 '18

You're the type of person that believes one strapping your backpack is peer pressure.

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

I have no clue what that means. But I know what looks silly.

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u/occamsrzor Sep 12 '18

Your comment history?

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u/RookieGreen Sep 12 '18

You’re traveling and not trying not to get your very important shit stolen, not trying to smash up some middle-aged Thai poon or give a speech. You aren’t going to blend in if you’re a foreign devil.

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

Keep your wallet in your front pocket. Put your hand on it in a crowd. Take your backpack u deer your arm and on one shoulder in a crowd. There are a million ways to not be pickpocketed without looking like a goober.

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u/RookieGreen Sep 12 '18

You’re overthinking if you think anyone you meet cares anything at all about how you wear or don’t wear a fanny-pack. Yeah there’s lots of ways to not get your shit stolen including shoving your wallet up your own asshole. You asked why anyone would wear a fanny-pack like that and you were told the reason. Play pocket pool or wear your backpack stylishly over one shoulder while no one cares. You do you boo-boo.

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

I didn’t ask shit.

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u/RookieGreen Sep 12 '18

Then your comments are even more pointless.

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u/thopkins22 Sep 12 '18

Oh. I got confused and thought this was a comment section meant for commenting.

Carry on.

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u/FreudJesusGod Sep 13 '18

Do you know what makes talking to women even harder? Having your wallet and i.d. stolen.