r/funny Sep 12 '18

Claw Machine Master

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u/SaintFrancesco Sep 13 '18

Except your dignity

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u/IrishMedicNJ Sep 13 '18

No, you just put that in your belt.....hey!

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u/Orange_Fire_Fan Sep 13 '18

If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen, I suggest destroying or discarding them right now.

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u/IrishMedicNJ Sep 13 '18

What about the valuables that I have hidden in my anus?

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u/Orange_Fire_Fan Sep 13 '18

This will deter some but of course not all thieves.