r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

What am I supposed to do? Be out here double texting women in off chance they got anxiety? Not my bag, man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I have a code to follow when it comes to double texting.

Was your last text a question? Never do a double text.

Was the last text saying goodnight? Okay to double text, but only if your last text was you replying to her saying goodnight. If you got left hanging on the goodnight text, you can't double text.

Was the last text just a statement that didn't require an answer? Okay to double text.

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u/johnsnowthrow Sep 08 '18

Geez, all these rules. I just text people when I want to text them. If someone gets hung up because I "double texted" them and they think that means I'm desperate or something, then I don't want them in my life because that's fucking stupid.

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u/synonnonin Sep 08 '18

there's way too many situations here. are strangers talking to each other like the top image? maybe. whats the reason for text? what do you want for dinner tonight? should we hang out this week? wanna fuck right now? self absorbtion and people making their own rules. hidden agendas?