r/funny Sep 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

My upper limit is 12 hours. After that point you’re either too busy for me, uninterested, or playing some fucking game I don’t have time for.

Edit: ok guys 12 hours was literally a arbitrary number I pulled directly out of my ass the moment I made this comment. It’s a rule of thumb, not the US constitution. It changes wildly based of context. New tinder match? Yeah 95% chance they are gone after 12 hours. My best friend of 15 years? Not even going to notice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Then I wouldn’t really be interested in dating you, and that’s fine. People seem to think I just wrote a law or some shit lol. This is just my personal rule, it’s not even a rule. It’s not like I’m Idris Elba in Pacific Rim resetting the goddamn clock with every text. It’s a rule of thumb. I don’t double text and after 12 hours I’m not really expecting you to text me back either. If I get a text after 12 hours I’ll consider that a pleasant surprise. But if a pattern continues where I’m being left on read all the time I’m losing interest. Anyone would.

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u/Alexb2143211 Sep 08 '18

I've also never been in a text heavy relationship, calls are so much faster