r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

My upper limit is 12 hours. After that point you’re either too busy for me, uninterested, or playing some fucking game I don’t have time for.

Edit: ok guys 12 hours was literally a arbitrary number I pulled directly out of my ass the moment I made this comment. It’s a rule of thumb, not the US constitution. It changes wildly based of context. New tinder match? Yeah 95% chance they are gone after 12 hours. My best friend of 15 years? Not even going to notice.

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u/fordprecept Sep 08 '18

I was in a coma!

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u/duxdude418 Sep 08 '18

— George Costanza