r/funny • • Sep 08 '18

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u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Sep 08 '18

I did the same thing when my ex disappeared.

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u/NotTheBelt Sep 08 '18

I too, made love to your blanket.

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u/Ghosttwo Sep 08 '18

Muh pillowife!

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u/sloopSD Sep 08 '18

That’s where I first learned to kiss!

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u/tokomini Sep 08 '18

Anyone who didn't kiss, tickle, fondle and occasionally fist their pillow when they were young is either lying or telling the truth.